Being Blocked By @KCCAUG, @KCCAED and the rest of KCCA

by Nada Andersen
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Many Tweeps complain of being blocked by @KCCAUG for no aparent reason, except for calling for their accountability and pushing for concrete action and answers. I can not name them all but I am one of them. In fact, not only that I’m blocked by @KCCAUG handle – I am also blocked by @KCCAED yet I used to interract with her very positively in the past. Incidentally, I’m blocked by Peter Kauju and a few other people at KCCA – people I never, ever interacted with on Twitter.

I have established that all those Twitter handles are managed by a guy called Josh. He’s a graphic designer who somehow managed to position himself as a social media guru at KCCA. I have no issues with him trying his best to secure his job, but he’s depriving KCCA of a very valuable pressure and feedback. Right now, all we see is clapping hands for Jenny and kissing KCCA’s you know what. But singing praises never built a city yet difference of opinion, determination, confrontation and pressure to find solutions can be a great source of focus and inspiration for everyone involved.

KCCA has a social media policy and indeed it states that “We strongly reject use of offensive language and such users will be blocked.”

But it doesn’t say that criticism, call for action, call for accountability, alerts to burning problems, alerts to vandalism and providing concrete and feasible solutions for our City equals to offensive language.

Unfortunately, @KCCAED is very well aware that Tweeps are being blocked purely for annoying Josh, who quickly runs out of arguments and excuses and is trigger-happy on the ‘block’ button. She falls into the usual leadership trap – focuses on looks and cosmetics while the City is falling to pieces – and – while concerned and passionate citizens are being excluded from online conversation with her.

I personally believe Jenny does not need to impress us with a new dress any more. I love her looks and confidence. I have zero problem with KCCA having a good photographer (Josh again) on the payroll, whose camera adores Jenny’s curves.

But seriously, people, look around our City and see that we need to do more than taking pictures in front of pretty backgrounds. There is a bigger mission ahead: teaching everyone in Kampala to love this City and care for it. Teaching about sanitation, garbage disposal, safe crossing of the street, clean pavements, care for green areas, care for elderly, blind, people with other disabilities, care for one another, after all. This is where KCCA has failed and continues to fail because their leadership does not listen to their people.

Excellent leaders are ready to be trashed by people any time. They are able to accept difference in opinion. Able to internalise their people’s anger and disappointment. Able to make the right promises and give the right answers. Most of all, excellent leaders are able to act on issues and get things done.

I love Kampala and it hurts me that its leader is closing her eyes. To put on mascara.

Here, below is the archive search of all my tweets to @KCCAUG. If you find abusive language, please let me know so I can correct myself.

 

 

@skaheru I did. Now, the ball is in their court. @KCCAUG @RosandPost

 

 

 

 

.@KCCAUG Did you issue any letters to property owners along Kanjokya Street regarding pavement repairs? @skaheru @RosandPost

 

 

@skaheru Thank you! A lot! @KCCAUG @RosandPost

 

 

@skaheru I was counting on you… @KCCAUGG@RosandPostt

 

 

@skaheru that’s a good one! No, seriously, have you got a letter? Share your copy please. I’ll pick tomorrow? @KCCAUG @RosandPost

 

 

Visit #eCitizen Portal: ecitizen.go.ug to find out services offered by @nwscug @UmemeLtd @URAuganda @KCCAUG @ugandainvest

 

 

 

 

@sekalogo this is the view from my office window. Flower pots, flowers and the works. @KCCAUG pic.twitter.com/syVSISYZ2O

 

 

@sekalogo I think I’m one of the few on Kanjokya Street with a tidy pavement but we did chemical soil stabilisation with gravel. @KCCAUG

 

 

@sekalogo I’ll have to wait and see. It is difficult to jut spring up and spend millions to fix public pavements based on rumours. @KCCAUG

 

 

@nemaug @KCCAED @KCCAUG @nwscug @NadaAndersen BURRY THE DISTRIBUTORS OF KAVEERA #REFUSE_KAVEERA

 

 

@nemaug @KCCAED @KCCAUG @nwscug @NadaAndersen DONT SPEND A COIN ON KAVEERA #REFUSE_KAVEERA..

 

 

ARE YOU TIRED OF KAVEERA. THIS IS THE TIME #REFUSE_KAVEERA @nemaug @KCCAED @KCCAUG @nwscug @NadaAndersen. BURRY IT.. pic.twitter.com/ZYSSbI4OAQ

 

 

@UNRA_UG Identify safe spots for bodas and matatu loading, isolate everything else, implement and enforce @sebsronnie @KCCAUG

 

 

@UNRA_UG Please use the same concrete barriers MotaEngil and CCCC are using as road / safety dividers @sebsronnie @KCCAUG

 

 

@sebsronnie Yet people’s lives are at stake and those junctions should be secured now. I suggest concrete barriers @UNRA_UG @KCCAUG

 

 

@sebsronnie This is the problem: we let go of order in the beginning, then wait for years for something else to happen… @UNRA_UG @KCCAUG

 

 

@UNRA_UG My eyes on you! 🙂 But seriously, very dangerous and disorganised junctions, getting out of hand @KCCAUG @ED_UNRA @KampalaTraffic

 

 

@mugumya Naanti you are adding oil to fire… @UNRA_UG @KCCAUG

 

 

@UNRA_UG @KCCAUG good morning! Every single junction at #NorthernBypass is in total chaos! Help!!! pic.twitter.com/QzZgWmXURO

 

 

@DrDiana7 KCCA information is self-praise only, they have nothing of real public concern to tell us. @miss__rizzy @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@DrDiana7 yes, this has been the general practice of KCCA. Unless you sing praises. @miss__rizzy @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@miss__rizzy yes, I was blocked by just about everyone at KCCA. @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@miss__rizzy Thanks, so I’m not the only one asking. And – they might block you now. @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@McHater101 Maybe he’s given up or he’s been blocked too, just like everyone else who criticizes KCCA @KCCAED @AdrianMwiine @KCCAUG

 

 

.@KCCAED and the garbage left at Railways Park by your party yesterday, surely should have been cleaned last night. Shame on you @KCCAUG.

 

 

@mfranswa Good question. Maybe another KCCA innovation. @primagaba @JoshWama @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@mfranswa And yet she doesn’t talk to me… Just like all her entourage. I’m heartbroken! @KCCAED @mutenyo_p @KCCAUG

 

 

@mfranswa And that looks to be my shoe size! Imagine! @KCCAED @mutenyo_p @KCCAUG

 

 

@BabloNoor They are on their own agenda but it will all come out sooner than later @KCCAED @KCCAUG @TheRealLumpen

 

 

@BabloNoor Jennifer knows and has no time for criticism. I’m blocked by people I don’t even know at KCCA @KCCAED @KCCAUG @TheRealLumpen

 

 

@karugire You are very, very, very funny! @KCCAUG @WorldBank @KCCAED @DAlinange

 

 

@BabloNoor But of course – I was blocked long ago! @KCCAED @KCCAUG @TheRealLumpen

 

 

@BabloNoor They gave management of their handles to some childish graphic designer, he blocks everyone @KCCAED @KCCAUG @TheRealLumpen

 

 

@BabloNoor You really made my day with this tweet! @TheRealLumpen @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

NWSC Bulenga, in community clean-up. @NWSCMD @nwscug @NadaAndersen @tufre80 @KCCAUG @lcmuha @MauriceMugisha@LKasande pic.twitter.com/M3FFC1M2P3

 

 

@sebsronnie You are eviler than me. @KCCAUG @UmemeLtd

 

 

.@KCCAUG come pick your tweet. twitter.com/ronmci/status/…

 

 

.@KCCAUG – listening to and engaging your citizens and critics. I’ve never been blocked in foreign language before. pic.twitpic.twitpic.twitpic.twitter.com/ke28aTq7rJ

 

 

Congs my tweeps @beewol @SongaStone @serugo @echwalu and @KCCAED @KCCAUG on your awards, well deserved #FF

 

 

Now @KCCAUG is it time to start making pavements outside CBD?

 

 

@KCCAUG I believe! @KCCAED

 

 

Street bench in Kampala, nice, clean. Thank you @KCCAUG @KCCAED pic.twitter.com/KUwB9GJ4yd

 

 

@KCCAED @KCCAUG Entebbe Road direction to Zzana Roundabout. This can kill someone if it falls off. pic.twitter.com/18X1OFgjeV

 

 

@KalungiKabuye from roundabout at 6th, 7th and 8th Street to Clog Tower @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

Old billboards going down on Press Road @KCCAUG @KCCAED thank you pic.twitter.com/WuxCSNysla

 

 

#NP Sit and Wait | Sidney Youngblood How appropriate for Clog Tower traffic @KCCAED Good morning! cc @KCCAUG

 

 

My Katwe pothole. Here we go again 😉 @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@Natabaalo @ishtank @mugumya @primagaba @aoyako @KCCAED @KCCAUG problems of the past fifty years are not solved in a day.

 

 

Hey @KCCAUG on 8th street,what was once a pothole is now a gaping crater. Causes a lot of jam, then the petrol trucks. Please help.

 

 

@SemweziSebag Thank you! I’m encouraged to write more. @MagoRamla14 @KCCAUG @KCCAED @sankyboi @samirasawlani

 

 

@SemweziSebag Most of us are blocked by KCCA twitter handler. They do not listen. @MagoRamla14 @KCCAUG @KCCAED @sankyboi @samirasawlani

 

 

@SemweziSebag Form a coalition that demands accountability and delivers initiatives. @MagoRamla14 @KCCAUG @KCCAED @sankyboi @samirasawlani

 

 

@SemweziSebag Maybe there is a posh city underground, beneath the tins…? I wish… @MagoRamla14 @KCCAUG @sankyboi @samirasawlani @KCCAED

 

 

@SemweziSebag Plus we have that useless prison sitting on PRIMEST land in the city. @sankyboi @MagoRamla14 @samirasawlani @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@ckamusic Ughhh are you sure you want to do this, with me? I’m game. @tomddumba @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@ckamusic It was too much effort to respond to my initiative. @tomddumba @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@ckamusic Hahahaha in the opposite direction! Charity thanks for the great chat! Been a pleasure! @tomddumba @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@ckamusic And that Nakivubo Bridge? I offered to fundraise free of charge. I even purchased the first brick. @tomddumba @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@oyochris This is why we must reclaim our city. @MagoRamla14 @ssojo81 @tomddumba @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@ckamusic And tell Jenny to plant mangos and oranges on our streets, for poor and hungry people. @tomddumba @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@ckamusic No worry, for as long as you sing praise, you are ok 🙂 @tomddumba @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@MagoRamla14 Planting fruit trees along streets like mango and orange for poor people… @oyochris @ssojo81 @tomddumba @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@ckamusic See, the guy who handles Jenny’s twitter has blocked most of us so unless you talk to her personally.. @tomddumba @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@MagoRamla14 What can I tell you. 23 years of potholes, no pavements, no drainage, worsening traffic… What is there to celebrate? @KCCAUG

 

 

@sankyboi Temporary accommodation? We’re not resettling all at once. Start small. @MagoRamla14 @samirasawlani @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@ckamusic They are all paid to do that job. And to deliver to us. I demand accountability with full right. @tomddumba @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@NadaAndersen Been following this and well there leaves alot to be desired esp planning wise @sankyboi @samirasawlani @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@NadaAndersen let’s count e green spaces in the inner City. City of Slabs & Concrete we have @ckamusic @ssojo81 @tomddumba @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@ckamusic Please, admit even you are struggling to name their achievements. Like Usafi Market. @tomddumba @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@ckamusic It is not a self-healing problem. You and I should plant flowers, KCCA should deal with real issues. @tomddumba @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@oyochris AAAAND – don’t get me started on the billboards!!! @ckamusic @ssojo81 @tomddumba @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@oyochris Absolutely correct. So where is decisive action? Who is protecting them? @ckamusic @ssojo81 @tomddumba @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@NadaAndersen develops on Centenary green space shd never have happened. @ckamusic @ssojo81 @tomddumba @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@ckamusic Try #ClogTower twice a day and #MyKatweHumps. Commuters are losing productive years of life in traffic. @tomddumba @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@sankyboi Hey? Start with resettling ten families, build a block of twenty flats, accommodate twenty. Repeat @samirasawlani @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@ckamusic Who is covering up for Centenary Park till today, I would ask? Why is it not razed to ground? @ssojo81 @tomddumba @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@ckamusic I refuse to advocate for praising these little improvements. They use our money. I want value for it. @tomddumba @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@ckamusic What we didn’t do 20 years ago bites us in the backside today. Roads, roads, roads. @tomddumba @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@sankyboi Mobilise sponsors, people, labour, build appropriate low-cost housing, improve sanitation & roads @samirasawlani @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@ckamusic I don’t expect miracles but you will understand my frustration very well very soon. @tomddumba @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@ckamusic I can carry on but these are key ignored unanswered proposal ideas free of charge @tomddumba @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@ckamusic Electric Tramway Kampala Road to Wandegeya, Tarmac Road over railway from Port Bell through town @tomddumba @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@ckamusic Remind them of Nakivubo Bridge for taxis to Taxi Park, Nsambya Bridge over Railway Goodshed… @tomddumba @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@ckamusic Thanks, let us know what transpires. At least I can hope you will do it sooner than in four years 🙂 @tomddumba @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@stevoppl No, it isn’t. @tomddumba @ckamusic @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@NadaAndersen @ckamusic @tomddumba @KCCAED @KCCAUG My mark sheet has 3 items: Public transport, drainage and plans for buildings. #Failure

 

 

@ckamusic Ahem. I think I might be just too dense to follow this conversation. Even though I’m not a 3-year old. @tomddumba @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@ckamusic No, I proposed enough to KCCA over the years to know for a fact they do not listen to any reason. @tomddumba @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@ckamusic Ask them. They will tell you they are working on it, it’s in the plans. For years on end. @tomddumba @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@ckamusic Imagine if you always and only see unrealised pompous potential and no real action to appreciate? @tomddumba @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@ckamusic I live in this city for 23 years now. I am not going to clap in my hands in front of a few trash bins. @tomddumba @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@ckamusic How much is Airtel spending on Carnival and how many low-cost houses can that money build? @tomddumba @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@ckamusic Do you ever travel through Kamwokya? Where ordinary unfortunate people live? Come with me one day. @tomddumba @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@ckamusic only thing i see is that fountain that they are now being sued for 1.5bn @NadaAndersen @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@ckamusic Do we now have to be grateful for them doing their job? Hmmmm…. We’ve let our city go to rats. @tomddumba @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@ckamusic Sure, a couple of street parties and flower pots and advertising trash bins. What have I missed? @tomddumba @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@ckamusic It has been four years since flyovers at #ClogTower were promised. You prefer slow steps? @tomddumba @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

.@KCCAED I don’t care about the awards @KCCAUG wins, for as long as we have slums like Kamwokya in the heart of Kampala. They are people too

 

 

.@KCCAUG accountability for shoddy work. We want all the letters. pic.twitter.com/vmHZb1keiQ

 

 

@andsjeff That is funny! @KCCAUG @KampalaTraffic

 

 

.@KCCAUG New, pretty, not working. Wandegeya. @KampalaTraffic pic.twitter.com/yTcBla0wQU

 

 

@sourced It’s midnight and Dingiro’s have shut down that horrid music they were blaring. They need a new playlist. @JosephOwino @KCCAUG

 

 

@JosephOwino God help you. @KCCAUG

 

 

@Sherrytums Well done for @KCCAUG now #MyKatweHumps remaining @tomddumba @UNRA_UG

 

 

@pctechmagazine Great idea! @KCCAUG @mtnug @josh_twin

 

 

 

 

@KCCAED @KCCAUG @NadaAndersen Y is KCCA failing to clear Lumumba Av, 5 years of nuisance that are a PITA. Just losses pic.twitpic.twitpic.twitpic.twitter.com/XgsrLqfJ8j

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED @NadaAndersen Why do u ignore Lumumba av? Illegal street parking, noise, car vendors r a nuisance! pic.twitpic.twitpic.twitpic.twitter.com/7BKJtl0Iia

 

 

@Nandish_ Correct!!!!! But, money seems to make ways… @KCCAUG @KCCAED @KagutaMuseveni

 

 

@NadaAndersen @KCCAUG @KCCAED @KagutaMuseveni 5 years of noise and nuisance, car vendors & idlers on Lumumba Av. pic.twitpic.twitpic.twitpic.twitter.com/B1SjhACtMx

 

 

@KCCAUG @nemaug @nemaugED @KCCAED @NadaAndersen we go brothers no polyethene in the city we want a clean city

 

 

@nemaug @KCCAUG @nemaugED @KCCAED @NadaAndersen we shall give no room for any mistake of allowing KAVEERA. LETS ARISE AND WIN THIS WAR

 

 

@nemaug @KCCAUG @nemaugED @KCCAED @NadaAndersen we are stronger than our enemies who are manufacturing KAVEERA in the country

 

 

.@KCCAUG and you know what follows when you make a promise you don’t fulfill? Good. @DeoNyanzi @KCCAED @nemaug @nemaugED @Ougasam

 

 

.@KCCAUG you know I’ll be there to monitor these sanitation teams, photos inclusive? @DeoNyanzi @KCCAED @nemaug @nemaugED @Ougasam

 

 

@nemaug If party money was used to improve one slum at a time… And educate slum dwellers @DeoNyanzi @KCCAUG @KCCAED @nemaugED @Ougasam

 

 

@DeoNyanzi celebrate lack of environmental consciousness – if at least we used bash to educate @KCCAUG @KCCAED @nemaug @nemaugED @Ougasam

 

 

@nemaug we need 100% commitment @KCCAUG @nemaugED @KCCAED @Ougasam

 

 

@SmartKampala Promises empty; priorities – wrong; deadlines – missed. @14th_captain @sekalogo @KCCAUG

 

 

Entrance to Acacia Mall completely messed up from Sturrock Road at Gapco. @KCCAUG we need a one-way street solution here @KampalaTraffic

 

 

@NadaAndersen @ugandaupf @KCCAUG @KampalaTraffic another place #BomboRd opp. SureHouse

 

 

Centenary Park taxi stop has to be put in order; taxis block three out of four lanes! @ugandaupf @KCCAUG @KampalaTraffic #KampalaTraffic

 

 

@KampalaTraffic Poem by Lorca: Katwe how I love you Katwe, Katwe wind, Katwe branches, a ship on the sea, a horse in the mountain. @KCCAUG

 

 

Clog Tower – as usual – clogged. When are we building #MyNakivuboBridge ? #KampalaTraffic @KampalaTraffic @KCCAED @KCCAUG @ugandaupf

 

 

Hello Katwe, que te quiero Katwe, Katwe viento, Katwe ramas, un barco sobre la mar y el caballo en la montaña… #RemoveKatweHumps @KCCAUG

 

 

@NadaAndersen the facility is not yet compliant and thus remains closed. @KCCAED

 

 

@KCCAUG What was the verdict? @KCCAED

 

 

@KCCAUG the humps are unnecessarily high. Reduce the size to acceptable standards. @KampalaTraffic @KCCAED

 

 

This drive-in cinema idea for Queen’s Way looks to be a viable one. @KampalaTraffic @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

Here comes Katwe. Here comes humps for tanks. Here comes traffic jam. @KampalaTraffic @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@KCCAUG nominated for ‘Civil Service’ & ‘Best Crisis Management’ Thank you for choosing us. Vote here: socialmediaawards.ug/vote @KCCAED #SMA15

 

 

UN, New York: @KCCAED shared Kampala’s achievements & the initiatives being undertaken by KCCA to transform the City. pic.twitpic.twitter.com/0m8VcY78QU

 

 

 

 

 

 

@sourced each speed limit has its humps design… @wirejames @jmakumbi @Jadwong @KCCAUG @KCCAED @samagona @niyimic @skaheru @PeterKaujju

 

 

@wirejames @jmakumbi Can they now please innovate smaller humps? @Jadwong @KCCAUG @KCCAED @sourced @samagona @niyimic @skaheru @PeterKaujju

 

 

 

 

@tmsruge just about hundred meters up the road @KCCAUG @hivecolab

 

 

I wonder if it is now accepted as normal business practice that providers dig up the pavement and leave this @KCCAUG pic.twitter.com/f8whszIS9y

 

 

Is telling @KCCAUG and @KCCAED about wetland encroachments a waste of time and energy? Kongo Valley, repeatedly mentioned, yet no action!

 

 

And by the way, we want our Centenary Park back. @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

Good morning Katwe! Here we are again, creeping towards #MyKatweHumps in a queue starting at Namasuba. @KCCAUG @KCCAED reduce size of humps!

 

 

Good morning Katwe. I can see you from Najjanankumbi. Today the traffic flows, maybe @KCCAUG had reduced the size of #MyKatweHumps ? I hope.

 

 

@JoshWama I want #MyKatweHumps removed @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@othieno12 Big up! Love for our City starts with you, with me, with every citizen. @KCCAUG @KCCAED @PeterKaujju @Ougasam

 

 

We should all Learn from this illustration#WeNeedaCleanCity @KCCAUG @KCCAED, @PeterKaujju @NadaAndersen @Ougasam pic.twitter.com/LCR0yS9MqQ

 

 

@JoshWama I’m not complaining, I’m demanding @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@sebsronnie Funny you say that. I thought market was reserved for Northern Bypass Highway. @DAlinangeUNRA @RugyendoQuotes @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@RugyendoQuotes I pray that @KCCAUG puts enough wardens along the tracks to sensitize, not manhandle, people in danger @sebsronnie @KCCAED

 

 

But since @KCCAUG has a ‘plan’ to build flyovers, nothing needs to be done NOW to help the traffic flow? @KCCAED

 

 

The ridiculousness of traffic officers regulating traffic from the shade of Clog Tower. @ugandaupf @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

200m to Clog Tower, takes more than ten minutes. So 350 meters takes 15 minutes to drive. That would be 1.4km per hour. @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

Now conquering the second set of #MyKatweHumps @KCCAUG @KCCAED takes over five minutes for a 150m distance. Now, to Clog Tower!

 

 

First set of #MyKatweHumps conquered. @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

Kibuye Roundabout. #MyKatweHumps silently working on messing up traffic for yet another day. @KCCAUG @KCCAED remove these military humps

 

 

Driving Schools perhaps don’t belong to busy roads during rush hour. @KCCAUG any regulations on this?

 

 

 

 

@KCCAUG what’s the plan now? When are we boarding? @OkelloAliker @KCCAED @newvisionwire

 

 

@KCCAUG I won’t mention #MyKatweHumps today if you tell me what in the world is going on with this monument. pic.twitter.com/KGYbcbUk3l

 

 

@KalungiKabuye It’s a quest to convince @KCCAUG to reduce the size of #MyKatweHumps

 

 

Katwe, how I love you Katwe, clogged road and #MyKatweHumps, drivers jumping at one another and a traffic delay into town. @KCCAUG

 

 

Good morning Katwe. I can see you from Najjanankumbi, a gray misty street with #MyKatweHumps, holding us all at ransom in #traffic @KCCAUG

 

 

@BoazShani Insane. I’ll share my maps with you @kabalegau @KampalaTraffic @KCCAUG

 

 

@NadaAndersen @BoazShani @KampalaTraffic @KCCAUG building up steadily on Jinja Road. Not yet too bad though.

 

 

@BoazShani back to life, back to reality…. @KampalaTraffic @KCCAUG #BackToJam #BackToSchool

 

 

Katwe hello! @KCCAUG one day or rather one night I will come and chisel down #MyKatweHumps

 

 

The screens are gone from Clog Tower and the leftover sticker… Just needs to be wiped off with petrol @KCCAUG

 

 

Now. Hello #MyKatweHumps. What’s up? Missed me? @KCCAUG

 

 

#SecurityMeet managing security of the area involves planning, including parking spaces so @KCCAUG must be involved

 

 

@jonah_3000 Too bad, some people simply aren’t mature enough for managing corporate social media @KCCAUG @JoshWama @tomddumba @ssojo81

 

 

@tomddumba But I sensed even earlier that the handler is a short fuse, unable to handle. Should take notes from Fisher. @jonah_3000 @KCCAUG

 

 

@ssojo81 It is a laughing matter. Anyway… People make their own choices. @KCCAED @KCCAUG @jonah_3000

 

 

@KCCAED your presence on social media and the maturity of person behind @KCCAUG handle is important. Blocking is sad. @jonah_3000 @ssojo81

 

 

@ssojo81 I wonder if @KCCAED is aware of this. Jenny I doubt you approve that @KCCAUG blocks tweeps who ask difficult questions. @jonah_3000

 

 

@jonah_3000 Not sure they can afford to block me 🙂 @KCCAUG

 

 

@KCCAUG Calm down who? What kind of statement is this? Unserious just!

 

 

@nwscug Please ask about #MyKatweHumps… Tell @KCCAED you are asking for a friend! @Snottyganda @KCCAUG @Jadwong

 

 

PHOTOS@NWSCMD discussing service delivery plans for Kampala with @KCCAED @Snottyganda @NadaAndersen @KCCAUG @Jadwong pic.twitpic.twitpic.twitpic.twitter.com/RNLoMuKvhP

 

 

@Mutasamste: This accident happened at Bukoto at 5:30 pm. @KampalaTraffic @UNRA_UG @KCCAUG @BrianBilalK1 pic.twitter.com/cLkRPmHlbH

 

 

@JosephBurite Sheep shall be sheared twice a year. @spartakussug @KCCAUG

 

 

@KCCAUG Sankyu priz! Anything about #MyKatweHumps in there 🙂 ? @JosephBurite @PeterKaujju @KCCAED

 

 

@KCCAUG Download link? Can you share on e-mail? @JosephBurite @PeterKaujju @KCCAED

 

 

Hello #MyKatweHumps ! Yep, carry on, mess up @KampalaTraffic completely. It’s 7.30am and the queue only starts at Najjanankumbi… @KCCAUG

 

 

 

 

@spaulhenry @Samwyri @ugandaupf @KCCAUG According 2 the Traffic & Road Safety Act,section 123 (5) provides 4 cars that have the right of way

 

 

@MugeMaxie Accidentally on purpose and also. @niyimic @JoshWama @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@niyimic Thou shall be thumped. @JoshWama @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

Oh, me again, @KCCAUG , how about really, this time seriously, removing #MyKatweHumps ?

 

 

And how’s this exclusive deal for outdoor advertising along Entebbe Road working out for you, @KCCAUG ? pic.twitter.com/8XZ6AEcOWX

 

 

Mutundwe Road. @KCCAUG to clear soil and rocks priz. Don’t pretend it’s not your job. Otherwise good work. @KampalaTraffic

 

 

 

 

Katwe, how I love you, Katwe. You with these useless #MyKatweHumps Murder spots around Kampala City. @KCCAUG @KampalaTraffic

 

 

.@KCCAUG Then, of course, this road completely impassable, vendors banging on car windows, getting a lil aggressive.. pic.twitter.com/Wi3MxYRWpo

 

 

.@KCCAUG it’s been only 23 years that I’ve been driving on Yusuf Lule Road and today!!! Today of all days! Preparation for road markings!!!!

 

 

@jamesmaiteki That’s a good idea, keep everyone in check. Ebb Road is a major traffic artery. @nwscug @NWSCMD @KCCAUG

 

 

.@KCCAUG Good morning #ClogTower – where are our flyovers, promised with zest four years ago? Traffic bottleneck with no solutions coming.

 

 

.@KCCAUG And we will continue crawling over #MyKatweHumps – the epitome of laziness to resolve traffic problems in our city.

 

 

.@KCCAUG Is this monument now waiting for Pope or for Jesus? pic.twitter.com/EGFIBz0Zup

 

 

.@KCCAUG Good morning #MyKatweHumps – misplaced, way too high – now you’re getting potholes to help you better torture Kampala commuters.

 

 

@Broonland Call Case Clinic, The Surgery – they won’t shuttle you around with payments and may be more cost-efficient @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@WyclefRushaju Ah! Service ducts! In my 23 years in Kampala… Seen a lot of digging! Totally for it! @KCCAUG @skaheru @KCCAED @AndrewMwenda

 

 

@uginvestigator Then again, who will I bash if he takes away all my road humps and potholes? @KCCAUG @KCCAED @EriasLukwagoo

 

 

@uginvestigator Would be fun to see. I believe in value brought by different backgrounds and agendas @KCCAUG @KCCAED @EriasLukwagoo

 

 

@WyclefRushaju Underground roads… Like a metro, perhaps… With shops and spaces to rent. @KCCAUG @skaheru @KCCAED @AndrewMwenda

 

 

@sekalogo I am almost 100% sure they are allowed to use any available lane, including against the traffic. @KCCAUG @ugandaupf @UNRA_UG

 

 

@sekalogo Ambulances have right of way, provided their rotation lights and sirens are on. Save life, give way! @KCCAUG @ugandaupf @UNRA_UG

 

 

.@KCCAUG Public health hazard: stray dogs on Kanjokya Street. pic.twitter.com/Qjf9es2m7j

 

 

@KCCAUG This one specially for you. facebook.com/mutenyokennedy…

 

 

.@KCCAUG Good morning, torturers of Kampala commuters, from #MyKatweHumps Happy week of traffic jams ahead! pic.twitter.com/1vwcC3WdME

 

 

.@KCCAUG Hello tiny red cutest convertible Toyota, suffering to climb over #MyKatweHumps – I feel your pain.

 

 

@KCCAFC@KCCAUG @KCCAUG

 

 

@NadaAndersen @KCCAUG lol @ Calcutta. Actually I would also recommend Tokyo and Taipei

 

 

@sekalogo Let them choose a nice abroad to copy from. I have no problem with parks of Paris and Moscow. Why copy Calcutta? @KCCAUG

 

 

@cyrylkojo The account is run by some childish man who thinks he’s doing KCCA some service. Self-praise and praise only. @KCCAUG

 

 

@MilcahTessie You will sooooooo be blocked… @KCCAUG

 

 

@NadaAndersen well they seem to be content with investing in pots and driving past/ignoring the beggars next to the pots @KCCAUG

 

 

@cyrylkojo Of course not – their best solution was to block me. Why reply to genuine concerns, after all? @KCCAUG

 

 

@MilcahTessie What a good idea! You should be made a Minister of Innovation!!! @KCCAUG

 

 

@PearlUganda These ladies and babies are on our streets for several years now. Looks like organized begging slavery. @KCCAUG

 

 

@NadaAndersen I think that park should never have been touched. It was a lovely looking natural green space. @sekalogo @KCCAUG

 

 

@PearlUganda I don’t know. But they are a permanent feature. And nobody has a clear plan to take them off the streets. @KCCAUG

 

 

@sekalogo Park taken on understanding to improve it for citizens’ use and sports, leisure… look at it now. Ugly in the city centre @KCCAUG

 

 

@sekalogo Yes. In the background, ‘temporary’ permanent structure of mrs Kizito in what once was Centenary Park, now Kafundaville. @KCCAUG

 

 

@djbushbaby Beggars are a permanent feature in Kampala City for the past many years. And these days, everywhere. @KCCAUG

 

 

@rogerruta Since they already have shops… @KCCAUG

 

 

@Kajoba_Jnr So let me rephrase it: ordinary citizens scavenging for survival are arrested, while others pitch up tents @KCCAFC @KCCAUG

 

 

@Kajoba_Jnr So sponsors of @KCCAFC are allowed to sell goods on the streets, while other citizens are arrested for the same? @KCCAUG

 

 

@bkyeyune With Pope on his way, perhaps we just dress beggars as angels and wait for that plan for another four years @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@bkyeyune I’m sure in the past four years she had seen beggars on city streets. So would be splendid to hear what’s cooking @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@djbushbaby And returned when @POTUS is past the #ClogTower. Now, seriously? Any plan to take beggars off Kampala Streets? @KCCAUG

 

 

@bkyeyune We need to hear a plan with humane treatment. @KCCAUG

 

 

.@KCCAUG What’s your good plan for all the beggars on the streets?

 

 

@supadupaflyt And put @ugandaupf to check for drunk driving at night. Why should working class suffer acts of fools? @KCCAUG @KalungiKabuye

 

 

@supadupaflyt Then let them put smaller humps, bumps, cushions – not tank size @KCCAUG @KalungiKabuye

 

 

@Kajoba_Jnr What I found funny was “The official sponsor of KCCA FC” and KCCA claims street vending is illegal @GOtvUganda @KCCAUG

 

 

@WasikeAbdu He >>> @KalungiKabuye doesn’t know how to let go if someone doesn’t buy into his arguments. @KCCAUG

 

 

@KalungiKabuye You? Evidently. @KCCAUG

 

 

.@KCCAUG good morning #MyKatweHumps made for tanks! Paralysing traffic through Katwe, key city artery. Now we can crawl into the city…

 

 

@KalungiKabuye Thank you because you seemed obsessed with only antagonizing me with no focused reasoning or valid arguments @KCCAUG

 

 

@KalungiKabuye Basic reading on our topic OR how organized cities do speed humps. cc @KCCAUG en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_bump

 

 

@KalungiKabuye We are in the third millennium as it happens. Jam in Katwe starts by 5.30. Time to remove #MyKatweHumps @KCCAUG @ugandaupf

 

 

@KalungiKabuye Plus – I’d love to see you driving 80kmph in Katwe. You could do it in the early nineties but – move on. @KCCAUG @ugandaupf

 

 

@KalungiKabuye So it took you a lil while to agree but thank you for finally seeing the light. #MyKatweHumps must go. @KCCAUG @ugandaupf

 

 

@KalungiKabuye And I told you long ago that >>> @KCCAUG should spend their time and our money meaningfully, educating people @ugandaupf

 

 

@NadaAndersen @KCCAUG poor planning. Theyr using traffic control techniques in wrong places. Where they shd speed up traffic, theyre slowing

 

 

@josh_twin quite correct, more people, more cars, narrower roads. Archaic approach to planning. Or zero planning. @KCCAUG

 

 

@KalungiKabuye What can you do to help, was the question. And no, we don’t need those humps on a 20kmph street. @KCCAUG @ugandaupf

 

 

@KalungiKabuye I don’t need smart instructions from you, I’m not your wife or house girl. What can you do to help? @KCCAUG @ugandaupf

 

 

@KalungiKabuye Removing humps from critical city arteries will ease the flow of traffic. It is a start. Lines on the streets!!! @KCCAUG

 

 

@KalungiKabuye It is because we thrive on such low self-esteem that we never progress as Ugandans. Some positive thoughts, please! @KCCAUG

 

 

@KalungiKabuye We can not, in third millennium, have city full of careless, reckless pedestrians and drivers and no lines on streets @KCCAUG

 

 

@KalungiKabuye It’s time @KCCAUG spends time meaningfully, working together with @ugandaupf on instilling discipline. Painting lanes, zebras

 

 

@KalungiKabuye We can not be putting multiple humps on already slow roads. This is not a hump-city. Zebra crossings, discipline. @KCCAUG

 

 

@MAGEZIKIRIINJJU drunk driving is illegal. Why should working class suffer? Arrest drunk drivers and let people work at night. @KCCAUG

 

 

.@KCCAUG Parking of vehicles at WHO taking half of Prince Charles Drive is illegal and risk. Bend and school. Act on it. @ugandaupf

 

 

.@KCCAUG #MyKatweHumps the monument of KCCA brutality towards Katwe commuters. Damaging vehicles, causing accidents, slowing down everyone.

 

 

.@KCCAUG Washing of the barrier at dual carriage way Ebb Road taking several days now, slowing down traffic. This should be done at night.

 

 

@NadaAndersen this ain’t fair @KCCAUG

 

 

@thekerororist @KCCAUGG

 

 

@thekerororist Can we block the b*tch again and again and again??? Priz priz priz! @KCCAUG

 

 

@NadaAndersen well to them, they call it business! @KCCAUGG

 

 

@Broonland I call it ‘wrong’ @KCCAUG

 

 

@Owishemwe Tragic. @KCCAUG

 

 

@NadaAndersen @KCCAUG unequal application of the law……its a growing trend

 

 

@NoirEnBlanca They are probably asking Twitter for multiple blocking option. >>> @KCCAUG

 

 

 

 

@NadaAndersen @KCCAUG maybe to them the law is not a one suit fits all kind of thing

 

 

.@KCCAUG so street vending is permitted for official sponsors of KCCA FC as others are being pushed under cars? pic.twitter.com/5BtIKiDEu8

 

 

Total elimination may take a while but are determined to cover the whole country. @Rossolive @KCCAUG @NadaAndersen @Jadwong @Ougasam

 

 

@sekalogo I like!!! @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@Snottyganda Kamwokya. Some 800m away from Acacia Mall in Kololo. Some people are not posh enough for attention. @sebsronnie @KCCAUG

 

 

@sebsronnie Beautiful way to make citizens happy. Only @KCCAUG knows how to serve you that.

 

 

@IreneSsozi I do not label people. But between you and I, I believe you need to read about racism. @OdongoPierre @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@IreneSsozi Because Uganda is my home for over 23 years, all my friends are here. @OdongoPierre @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@IreneSsozi Why are you so angry? @OdongoPierre @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@IreneSsozi I’m a citizen by registration. I made my choice to be Ugandan. @OdongoPierre @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@IreneSsozi You keep speaking about colours. Generalizing. Angry and disrespectful. Why are you like that? @OdongoPierre @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

.@KCCAUG Happy holiday, Eid Mubarak. We are crossing #MyKatweHumps as usual, heading to #ClogTower, it should be holiday every day!

 

 

@IreneSsozi I’m a citizen of Uganda and you two should read a little about racism, for your own good. @OdongoPierre @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@NadaAndersen @KCCAUG @nemaug true. we cant see our country being drowned by greedy grumedes #LoveUganda

 

 

@No_Kaveera Yes. Less love for personalities and egos, more love for our country and the soil that feeds all of us. @KCCAUG @nemaug

 

 

@No_Kaveera But when you point it out to >>> @KCCAUG you become their enemy No.1. You should see Kamwokya and buveera all over @nemaug

 

 

.@KCCAUG visitors of @WHO offices park on the road at Prince Charles Drive, just after bend and school gate. pic.twitter.com/IFQKwX2BaX

 

 

@rs1elvis what else? Sweepers knocked by cars, dying of pneumonia and other respiratory diseases, do they have health insurance? @KCCAUG

 

 

.@KCCAUG I would like to know if our city sweepers have health insurance to cover for all the respiratory diseases and health hazards.

 

 

.@KCCAUG I applaud you for job creation. Archaic way is the best. Who needs sweeping mechanisation? pic.twitter.com/GNW3rvCM4D

 

 

@JamesArinaitwe Beautiful quote by Gutierez right there. Thank you. @KCCAUG

 

 

@NadaAndersen appreciate U exposing this the #poor are a”by-product of the system.” bit.ly/1HIl8gL @KCCAUG twitter.com/NadaAndersen/s…

 

 

@oyochris They don’t seem to care about what people think. Reports, flowers and a coat of paint. @KCCAUG @KCCAED @IreneSsozi @OdongoPierre

 

 

@mutenyo_p That’s a very good question. Is there a published tariff? @oyochris @KCCAUG @KCCAED @IreneSsozi @OdongoPierre

 

 

@oyochris All follow Jenny and Josh and have very few strange followers. And love KCCA as seen. @KCCAUG @IreneSsozi @OdongoPierre @KCCAED

 

 

@oyochris See, I tweeted Katwe chaos this morning, Kamwokya in the evening. Then these came on. @KCCAUG @IreneSsozi @OdongoPierre @KCCAED

 

 

 

 

@oyochris Actually I was equally ashamed to share citizenship with these kids but then, kids… @IreneSsozi @OdongoPierre @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@OdongoPierre Did you get your national ID from your village or you are too young to have one? @KayondoUmar @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@KayondoUmar I just added you to KCCA bot list… Lemme undo that 🙂 @OdongoPierre @IreneSsozi @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

.@KCCAUG Just a polite reminder, you are running a city, not a fish market. Your ‘friends’ are not helping improve your image.

 

 

@IreneSsozi Depends if you are buying or selling. Seems you like animals. @OdongoPierre @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@Broonland That’s what I call them out on. Just their known and stale promises. @KCCAUG

 

 

@OdongoPierre Oh but now I get it – you are actually a woman so you know!!!!! @IreneSsozi @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@OdongoPierre Did you know that one kilogram of cocoa beans now sells for 10k? That’s the best priced UG crop @IreneSsozi @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@Broonland they wouldn’t know an insult if it jumped in front of them and hit them on the head @KCCAUG

 

 

@kanyindo Don’t worry, bots can’t do homework 🙂 @KCCAUG

 

 

@IreneSsozi and another one. Kids, seems you are sitting together and copying fro@OdongoPierre @KCCAUGP@KCCAEDKCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@Broonland Little foolish kids. @KCCAUG

 

 

@OdongoPierre And we have toda@IreneSsozi @KCCAUGs@KCCAEDCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@IreneSsozi Guys, is your internet so slow or consultations take too long? @OdongoPierre @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

.@KCCAUG now you are sending Josh’s buddies to insult me? �pic.twitpic.twitpic.twitter.com/JR78WqT5EN.co/JR78WqT5EN

 

 

@IreneSsozi Why wonder, I tell you the second time, just ask. @OdongoPierre @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@OdongoPierre Hello children. Did you have milk yet? Brush your teeth, cartoon and off my TL. @IreneSsozi @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@IreneSsozi Have a glass of water. @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@OdongoPierre You have a glass of water too. @IreneSsozi @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@IreneSsozi Oh, say hi to Josh, almost forgot! @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@IreneSsozi Thank you, you too. @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@IreneSsozi Why do you wonder? Just ask. @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@IreneSsozi I believe @KCCAUG @KCCAED can easily engage their own paramilitary to enforce city regulations.

 

 

@IreneSsozi Feel free to give them a break. That’s totally your choice. @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@IreneSsozi Regulations for loading and offloading plus usurping city roads??? It’s these lazy guys ==> @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

.@KCCAUG garbage burning along Northern Bypass and your favorites, matatus – well, enjoy. pic.twitter.com/U9T0kC6LPI

 

 

.@KCCAUG Kamwokya, one large garbage pit where Twitterless, voiceless people live in inhuman conditions. pic.twitter.com/OaXtvPilJp

 

 

.@KCCAUG Kamwokya choking in filth. pic.twitter.com/d8DBdpOwAS

 

 

.@KCCAUG This Pepsi distributor calmly blocks the road through Kamwokya for offloading. pic.twitpic.twitter.com/hgv85GGyQG

 

 

@mpozii at least @KCCAUG can’t say they did a great job in Katwe. It’s all here in photos and – I’ll do this again @lizmutesi

 

 

I keep wondering, if Nada can see it, why can’t @KCCAUG which is paid to see, see it. twitter.com/lizmutesi/stat…

 

 

@sebsronnie @NadaAndersen @sekalogo @KCCAUG @KCCAED – Remember kimeza? That was one sustainable way of holding public officers 2 account.

 

 

.@KCCAUG this is pathetic management of the main road coming into the city.

 

 

.@KCCAUG Still at #ClogTower creeping through slowly… Zzana to here, seven kilometers outside rush hour takes 28 minutes.

 

 

@KCCAUG @sekalogo @NadaAndersen @KCCAED I would love to attend one. When’s the next? How do I get an invite?

 

 

@sekalogo @NadaAndersen @KCCAUG @KCCAED and ask hard questions and get clear answers/timelines. And then demand accountability at the next.

 

 

@sebsronnie @NadaAndersen @KCCAUG @KCCAED I prefer face to face. Like that #pakasa forum

 

 

@sekalogo @NadaAndersen @KCCAUG @KCCAED share ideas and get answers to our questions. Whats so hard about that?

 

 

@sekalogo @NadaAndersen @KCCAUG @KCCAED precisely.So that we actually see presentations of the mega-plans we keep getting piecemeal info abt

 

 

.@KCCAUG still stuck at #ClogTower waiting for your flyover. Even the preacher is angry.

 

 

.@KCCAUG this monument, such a pity. Pavement occupied by bodas at Usafi. Jam where even bodas are stuck. #ClogTower pic.twitpic.twitpic.twitter.com/woyvLk5x4Y

 

 

@sekalogo @NadaAndersen @KCCAUG @KCCAED what I would like to see is KCCA organize regular fora where we lay people interact with them

 

 

.@KCCAUG we are now completely stuck approaching #ClogTower enjoying the garbage and ruins of new Usafi Market pic.twitpic.twitter.com/1xlZ70is0Y

 

 

.@KCCAUG km 7 from Zzana this jam is caused by wrong parking and cluttering of pavement at Katwe. Pedestrians on road pic.twitpic.twitter.com/28NR1E0vpi

 

 

I have witnessed @KCCAUG goons beating up a PK seller. Why don’t u use such energy on taxis that cause a mess everywhere?? @NadaAndersen

 

 

@sebsronnie @NadaAndersen @KCCAUG @KCCAED it hurts that even manageable things like lane sense are being ignored for poor hawkers

 

 

.@KCCAUG km 6 from Zzana: broken pavements and shops encroaching with their goods in Katwe. Cars parked blocking pavement at Finance Trust

 

 

.@KCCAUG Garbage, Boda stage on the road of the roundabout, archaic advertising tools, broken pots and debris pic.twitpic.twitpic.twitpic.twitter.com/QoX2A8nbWf

 

 

.@KCCAUG garbage everywhere. Kibuye Roundabout matatus causing circus as usual, no proper bus stop for decades now.

 

 

.@KCCAUG km 3 – more matatu stops. More parking on the highway including offloading of trucks.

 

 

.@KCCAUG wrong parking, illegal bus stops, lanes blocked for washing, overloaded trucks. pic.twitpic.twitpic.twitpic.twitter.com/wsHhinKWdn

 

 

.@KCCAUG 9.26 am and a slow crawl into town begins. I’m at dual carriageway and will tell you all about this slow journey. Km zero.

 

 

@sekalogo @NadaAndersen @KCCAUG @KCCAED recently resurfaced road but the marking have completely vanished. What kind of paint was that?

 

 

@sekalogo @NadaAndersen @KCCAUG @KCCAED funny – was thinking about those markings yesterday! Was on Jinja Rd between traffic lights & Airtel

 

 

@Kizito256 they will block you. @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@Kizito256 perhaps, one day soon. Or – any time from now. Vague answers given by @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@NadaAndersen @KCCAUG @KCCAED still waiting for the commuter trains as promised by the ED.

 

 

@morisatwine not sure about @PeterKaujju but surely handles Jenny’s because she would never RT some of the stuff @KCCAUG @sekalogo @KCCAED

 

 

@Kizito256 I will always praise them when they deserve it. But will criticize when they deserve it too. Right now, no praise @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@NadaAndersen @KCCAUG @KCCAED we love our city we give credit where it’s due & we shall never cease to advise en even criticise if necessary

 

 

@josh_twin For @KCCAUG to joke with terrorism for a day where they expect over hundred thousand people, is plain stupidity. @ugandaupf

 

 

@NadaAndersen They’ve been like that! Looks like they live life on the Coke side! (No pun intended) @KCCAUG twitter.com/NadaAndersen/s…

 

 

@NadaAndersen Owino+ nakasero market are sickening on a rainy day why not improve those food markets? @sekalogo @KCCAUG @KCCAED @nwsc

 

 

@NadaAndersen I wonder why after the cholera scare, Owino+Nakasero market still have food on the ground @sekalogo @KCCAUG @KCCAED @nwsc

 

 

@whthome The @KCCAUG handler is so conceited and self-absorbed hat he doesn’t understand the damage he’s doing @sekalogo @KCCAED @nwsc

 

 

@NadaAndersen @KCCAUG @sekalogo @KCCAED @nwsc hiding wont save them

 

 

@julimuffn But the rant isn’t about beggars. It’s about other poor services and failed promises. @sekalogo @KCCAUG @KCCAED @nwsc

 

 

@NadaAndersen btw is that man blind for real? And who whoever gave him that business idea is good @sekalogo @KCCAUG @KCCAED @nwsc

 

 

@julimuffn That one with a paper? He’s at Shoprite, on Kanjokya Street and at Afrigo gigs dancing + a date @sekalogo @KCCAUG @KCCAED @nwsc

 

 

@NadaAndersen there is another beggar who acts deaf in restaurants, i have seen him ever since i was 8yrs @sekalogo @KCCAUG @KCCAED @nwsc

 

 

@sekalogo He schooled his kids baambi. At least, he can’t run. @KCCAUG @julimuffn @KCCAED @nwsc

 

 

who needs a degree and CV when you can be@KCCAUGKCCAUG won’t touchtwitter.com/nadaandersen/s…g2lzOh

 

 

@julimuffn @NadaAndersen @KCCAUG @KCCAED tell me a beggar who has ever been caught up in a teargas scuffle. Oba how do they fly away

 

 

@Kizito256 say that again and they will block you as they block EVERYONE who criticizes them @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@NadaAndersen @KCCAUG @KCCAED They are about quick fix quick gains at the expense of the tax payers’ money.

 

 

@NadaAndersen Usafi is so far away, I would do anything not to go that far @KCCAUG @sekalogo @KCCAED @nwsc

 

 

@sekalogo And that one with gray hair at Barclays Bank has seen all his kids through university. @julimuffn @KCCAUG @KCCAED @nwsc

 

 

@julimuffn @NadaAndersen @KCCAUG @KCCAED @nwsc there is a gentleman on Speke road too

 

 

@NadaAndersen @KCCAUG @KCCAED Goodmorning to you all. Today I will try to stick to the facts that @KCCAUG wants.

 

 

2. This Money money excuse!! But let’s face it, @KCCAED has the government’s ear, and the money at that!! @KCCAUG @NadaAndersen

 

 

@julimuffn @NadaAndersen @KCCAUG @KCCAED @nwsc I have once witnessed a bodaboda drop a toddler at Kitgum junction to “work”. #beggars

 

 

@sekalogo I know of a lady in my neighbour hood who is normal but acts lame on the street @NadaAndersen @KCCAUG @KCCAED @nwsc

 

 

@julimuffn Look at brand new expensive Usafi Market – it’s fallen apart already and has no parking. @KCCAUG @sekalogo @KCCAED @nwsc

 

 

@whthome They blocked me anyway. @KCCAUG @sekalogo @KCCAED @nwsc

 

 

 

 

@Kizito256 their plan is like this: “what, accident? Put a hump!” @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

Yhoooooo @NadaAndersen is skinning these @KCCAUG chaps at 6am…… Ayaaayaya @KCCAED

 

 

@NadaAndersen I want to know if the spitting fine was put in force @KCCAUG @sekalogo @KCCAED @nwsc

 

 

@NadaAndersen @KCCAUG @KCCAED Ladies trying to fend for their families are humiliated on the roads yet beggars are left at ease

 

 

@julimuffn True or false? Or these are our city best ambassadors? @KCCAUG @sekalogo @KCCAED @nwsc

 

 

1. FACT: Cheap road markings are purchased and can barely last a year. Even lane sense enforcement has failed @KCCAUG @KCCAED @NadaAndersen

 

 

@sekalogo Read my lil rant for some of those facts. Promised roads, actions. Garbage. Beggars. Humps. Bus lanes. Etc. @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

.@KCCAUG but as they say, you cannot put in what was left out. Citizens will evaluate you, eventually. And your ego @sekalogo @KCCAED @nwsc

 

 

.@KCCAUG Immature, irresponsible attitude @JoshWama in managing two important handles. We are not here to feed egos. @sekalogo @KCCAED @nwsc

 

 

.@KCCAUG where a road accident happens, put road humps for tanks? Ever heard of ROAD SIGNS??? Or traffic education? @sekalogo @KCCAED @nwsc

 

 

.@KCCAUG all your efforts are diminished by the way you fail to implement your own laws and regulations. @sekalogo @KCCAED @nwsc

 

 

.@KCCAUG You allow beggars to bang on cars on all major junctions. Vendors still vending freely in traffic jam. @sekalogo @KCCAED @nwsc

 

 

.@KCCAUG yes, you have planted flowers, arrested people for stepping on grass and selling on the streets. @sekalogo@KCCAEDg@nwscCAED @nwsc

 

 

.@KCCAUG for years you have failed to put road markings on city roads. Bus lanes. Garbage heaps are everywhere. @sekalogo @KCCAED @nwsc

 

 

.@KCCAUG for years you are only talking trains, Clock Tower, Jinja Road flyovers, bus lanes, boda restricted zones. @sekalogo @KCCAED @nwsc

 

 

.@KCCAUG I need help to understand this kind of humour. @ugandaupf pic.twitter.com/6Rzb05Vjju

 

 

.@KCCAUG Stop retweeting your immature childish self-praise from Jenny’s handle, you are embarrassing her. @sekalogo @KCCAED @nwsc

 

 

.@KCCAUG and you are obviously God to decide what opinion of you should citizens of Kampala have. #immature #vain @sekalogo @KCCAED @nwsc

 

 

@DirtGlueAfriCon Any time. @KCCAED @sekalogo @KCCAUG

 

 

 

 

.@KCCAUG Any criticism is offensive to you because you are immature & take it personally. Too many people blocked. @sekalogo @KCCAED @nwsc

 

 

@sekalogo they had some, actually, but it doesn’t help. @KCCAUG @KCCAED @nwsc

 

 

@sekalogo they both blocked me so they certainly want only praises. If you insist, you’ll be blocked. @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@sekalogo They missed English too. @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

.@KCCAED Dust is something very manageable and solutions are available. Ask @DirtGlueAfriCon they have available product @sekalogo @KCCAUG

 

 

.@KCCAED Dust? Which dust? You think they care about dust? Have a look at Rotary Avenue and see for yourself… @sekalogo @KCCAUG

 

 

.@KCCAUG A TRAIN! that’s going to finish this slight movement at Clog Tower. #TrafficJamForever @KampalaTraffic

 

 

.@KCCAUG when a brand new market looks like this. Who ate the money? @KampalaTraffic pic.twitter.com/hDRvT8BtVk

 

 

.@KCCAUG hello #MyKatweHumps if Amama had to pass this way to Mbale, he would have given up long ago. #TrafficJamForever @KampalaTraffic

 

 

@Broonland Thanks for that! But they are not worth it; their aggression is genuine, hard to deceive the public. @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

well, they heard “@NadaAndersen: @Broonland Haaaa I can’t help people who don’t want to help themselves. @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@Broonland Haaaa I can’t help people who don’t want to help themselves. @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@Broonland getting ahead of themselves but who cares, they have skidded on their bums and left a mark, albeit brown @KCCAUG

 

 

@Broonland When ego overtakes your thinking. Where planting flowers doesn’t build flyovers. When time will come for accountability. @KCCAUG

 

 

@Broonland those blocked me long ago, when I told Jenny to get adults to run the handle instead of kids, she blocked me too �@KCCAUGG

 

 

and for @KCCAUG once u complain, they block, unfollow u & perhaps look for u. lol. But Hats off to these remarkable teams @nwscug @ura_ug

 

 

@tufre80 We think it’s enough to look pretty in paid PR publications. @KCCAUG @URAuganda @bkyeyune

 

 

@NadaAndersen @mutenyo_p @bkyeyune @tufre80 @KCCAUG @nsawoh but I’ve ranted about it enough.

 

 

Guatemala increased #tax compliance by 43% via writing letters to households. @KCCAUG @URAuganda Please take notes. @NadaAndersen @bkyeyune

 

 

@sebsronnie But the day we carry hammers they’ll say “look, Besigye!” so what are our options @mutenyo_p @bkyeyune @tufre80 @KCCAUG @nsawoh

 

 

@NadaAndersen @mutenyo_p @bkyeyune @tufre80 @KCCAUG @nsawoh Nakawa – completely meaningless hump just after turning towards MUBS…

 

 

@NadaAndersen @bkyeyune @tufre80 @KCCAUG @nsawoh Impunity Lives on.

 

 

@mutenyo_p Wait till they bang some military grade humps instead of lights… As they do… @bkyeyune @tufre80 @KCCAUG @nsawoh

 

 

@tufre80 Bizarre way of working. @bkyeyune @nsawoh @KCCAUG

 

 

So much for authorities that have dwellers at the heart of building a vibrant capital city. Act, ask qns later. @bkyeyune @KCCAUG @nsawoh

 

 

@tufre80 Today i saw the @KCCAUG guys beat up a guy cuz he was asking them why they were taking away people’s things. @nsawoh

 

 

@KCCAUG the Size of #MyKatweHumps has been our Concern. Need to be reduced for public safety @NadaAndersen. twitter.com/KCCAUG/status/…

 

 

@KagutaMuseveni meeting @KCCAUG Councillors @ state house Entebbe, discussing poverty and wealth creation.@EvelynAnite ,@OfwonoOpondo

 

 

@KCCAED I don’t want to sound rude but: one line per day? @steveguma @KCCAUG

 

 

.@KCCAUG from #MyKatweHumps – traffic buildup for no reason – as usual. pic.twitter.com/cE3clRzQjr

 

 

@NadaAndersen @njunr2012 @KCCAED @KCCAUG Even Wandegeya? Why? I thought it was the roundabouts we were supposed to be removing…

 

 

@njunr2012 Thank you the government of Japan, didn’t last too long. @sebsronnie @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@njunr2012 As in – removed, uprooted? @sebsronnie @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

In other news, the traffic lights at Nakawa have vanished – into thin air! What’s happening? Thought I was hallucinating… @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@RumaKakaCPA Yes, right next to this work by @KCCAUG in Kamwokya. @JoshWama @KCCAED pic.twitpic.twitpic.twitter.com/AZmJYWPdac

 

 

.@KCCAUG failed if the building is within the city boundaries. UNRA covers national roads and their reserves. @josh_twin @UNRA_UG

 

 

This is for @KCCAED if its within the @KCCAUG Area. But #Ugandans can have guts. twitter.com/josh_twin/stat…

 

 

@XXLTVSHOWUGANDA I’m glad he looks better, I know he will make it. Thank you for all you’re doing. @KCCAUG @PeterKaujju @KCCAED

 

 

@NadaAndersen @KCCAUG @PeterKaujju @KCCAED Yes we have 3 kidney donors. We are going to be running kidney test match this week.

 

 

@kanyindo And he >>> @JoshWama only wishes he can somehow do the same for @KCCAED and @KCCAUG. Listening to people is key. @nwscug @NWSCMD

 

 

@NadaAndersen @KCCAUG @PeterKaujju @KCCAED yes the initial 10. From Friday, he will start the 2 a week running to his kidney transplant.

 

 

#HelpSaveAlexMulamba: Before we can reign we have to learn how to serve. @KCCAUG @PeterKaujju @NadaAndersen @KCCAED pic.twitpic.twitpic.twitter.com/T8kLnKO7x7

 

 

@XXLTVSHOWUGANDA Has he secured a donor and where is the operation taking place? @KCCAUG @PeterKaujju @KCCAED

 

 

@XXLTVSHOWUGANDA is the dialysis over? @KCCAUG @PeterKaujju @KCCAED

 

 

@sebsronnie Fact remains, these ones>>> @KCCAED @KCCAUG <<< can’t see themselves from the shadows of their egos. So people remain doomed.

 

 

@sebsronnie If you approach people as a friend, they will listen to you. If you cut off their legs, well… @AzRonn @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@sebsronnie I haven’t seen the ‘now’ and I haven’t seen the ‘then’. But you, I trust you on that one. @AzRonn @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@sebsronnie Would be fun to find out how much they blow on advertising and PR… @AzRonn @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@sebsronnie Authority has the powers to EDUCATE. Spend budgets on talking to people instead of talking down to them @AzRonn @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@nemaug Local authority does not listen to its citizens any more. Not if we are not singing praises… @sebsronnie @AzRonn @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@sebsronnie And those 600m of tarmac would to wonders to ease the traffic – but do they really give a damn? @AzRonn @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

.@KCCAED The beauty of Kamwokya towards Northern Bypass. @nemaug Please advise @KCCAUG to clean this up. twitter.com/NadaAndersen/s…

 

 

@madpetergrown Pssst they may actually notice! @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

 

 

@sebsronnie Key route from Kololo to Northern Bypass looks like that. Shame. @AzRonn @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@sebsronnie This is the pride of our city – Kamwokya! @AzRonn @KCCAED @KCCAUG pic.twitter.com/fwOdV21yhR

 

 

@sebsronnie Try going through Kamwokya Market to connect to Northern Bypass. 600m needs repair but hey… @AzRonn @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@AzRonn But hey, what do I know, I just observe these things. You’re probably right, we should be happy @sebsronnie @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@AzRonn So what shd take three months takes 2 years because of total lack of planning (Wankulukuku to Nateete) @sebsronnie @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@AzRonn Yes, there is road recently (not)completed; Surfaced and then – surprise! We need drainage! @sebsronnie @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@AzRonn Entebbe Road, Kibuye Roundabout, Katwe, Kamwokya, Nsambya, Ggaba Road, Old Port Bell Road? Where? @sebsronnie @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@AzRonn What exactly? A couple of disengaged guys in some uniform with whistles in their mouths? @sebsronnie @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

.@KCCAUG I wonder where you’re tweeting from at 3.30 am, talking about “impounding illegal activities”. I’d love to see that! @Owishemwe

 

 

@Owishemwe The cows (Especially those that have been talking about moving cows out of the city for years now.) @KCCAUG

 

 

@KCCAUG I would like to know why I’m driving behind Livestock in the Capital….pic.twitter.com/5qn9ejVSlii

 

 

@Owishemwe But sing them a praise and all their bots will retweet at once! @KCCAUG

 

 

@Owishemwe You could have asked the cows, you’d have gotten more meaningful conversation from them than waiting for an answer from @KCCAUG

 

 

True @NadaAndersen The Kaveera menace is a huge cost! Facts everywhere; @nwscug @KCCAUG @URAuganda @mofpedU #MinOfAgric

 

 

And, of course, @nemaug has to reign in the @KCCAUG circus to watch over compliance within Kampala, the most polluted place in Uganda

 

 

#HonBaba: We appeal to #Ugandans to go and pick their #NationalIDs @UgandaMediaCent @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

.@KCCAUG don’t be surprised if we start planting kasava and maize… Good morning! twitter.com/brainpicker/st…

 

 

@tufre80 I wonder how much @KCCAUG pays their clap-clap bots. Just a rhetorical question. @duchace

 

 

@duchace It’s fantastic! I’m looking forward to this reform of the health sector! Exciting news! Can’t wait! @tufre80 @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

.@pwatchug Hopefully amendment will decriminalize vendors and people who park on the grass, clip the egos at @KCCAUG

 

 

@StoneAtwine For that president, you must have touched a raw nerve 🙂 .@ him to apologize @HerbertMusoke @KCCAUG @KCCAED @UmemeLtd

 

 

@StoneAtwine the child that handles >>> @KCCAUG can’t manage criticism and madam here >>> @KCCAED can’t be bothered @UmemeLtd @HerbertMusoke

 

 

@HerbertMusoke Join the club! Especially these two >>> @KCCAUG @KCCAED <<< only want praise, no questions. @UmemeLtd @BebeCoolUG

 

 

Say something that criticizes any of the things shared by these accounts and you’re blocked. @KCCAUG @KCCAED @UmemeLtd @BebeCoolUG #Uganda

 

 

.@KCCAUG Indeed in Katwe you can develop a supersonic speed of 30kmph thanks to poor road and #MyKatweHumps

 

 

.@KCCAUG I’m at Zzana Roundabout, sensing the evil pulse of #MyKatweHumps sharpening their teeth to devour patience of Kampalans today.

 

 

@emanzi They got the bill passed while we watched sheepishly in ignorance. Now we’re all criminals. @nwscug @NWSCMD @Opiaiya @KCCAUG

 

 

@KampalaTraffic Spending an hour of my life between #MyKatweHumps and ClogTower as we speak. @KCCAUG has deaf ears. But we knew that.

 

 

.@KCCAUG Good morning #MyKatweHumps packing traffic right from Zzana Roundabout. Slowing down people unnecessarily and damaging vehicles.

 

 

@lcmuha Unfortunately @KCCAUG has no idea what inclusion of opinions is. They think they are too hot. But are not @nwscug @NWSCMD @LKasande

 

 

.@KCCAUG wins in Business Excellence category with eCitie #ACIA15

 

 

.@KCCAUG What’s twenty minutes for four hundred meters really? From #MyKatweHumps to Clog Tower? Only millions of work-hours wasted daily.

 

 

.@KCCAUG Hello #MyKatweHumps and once again, traffic piled up, crossing these four mountains of Katwe Road. Unnecessarily frustrating people

 

 

.@KCCAUG @Lewis_Bond007 Because it is easier to inconvenience everyone than to teach few people to be disciplined. twitter.com/Lewis_Bond007/…

 

 

.@KCCAUG If only you wouldn’t insist on risking people’s lives and legs… And pasting humps after humps on roads. @Lewis_Bond007 @KCCAED

 

 

.@KCCAUG #MyKatweHumps keeping us all parked properly. It’ll be another hour to reach Clog Tower.

 

 

.@KCCAUG plus, overloaded DMC trucks milling everywhere with no control, breaking down, blocking streets. Massive management failure.

 

 

.@KCCAUG How can people be certain they entered the boundaries of Kampala City: unruly matatus, bodas, food vendors and traffic everywhere

 

 

@changeoffreym Let’s find the lady tomorrow and you can start from there. @mutenyo_p @KCCAUG

 

 

@changeoffreym Aren’t you first supposed to be told what offence you are charged with, then record a statement? @KCCAUG @mutenyo_p

 

 

@changeoffreym But how and why would such authority be given? Isn’t that overstepping many powers and legal channels? @KCCAUG @mutenyo_p

 

 

@changeoffreym How can you be taken to court if you were not given your rights, recorded a statement, given a lawyer? @KCCAUG @mutenyo_p

 

 

@changeoffreym But aren’t they supposed to be taken to police first??? @KCCAUG @mutenyo_p

 

 

@changeoffreym She may not live to see the justice if HRC takes it’s time with the case. I wish there’s someone else. @KCCAUG @mutenyo_p

 

 

@peitarparker And they won’t… @KCCAUG @BeingEdna @KCCAED

 

 

.@KCCAUG Now that’s the thing – if they are brought to court straight from the street do they pass through police @changeoffreym @mutenyo_p

 

 

.@KCCAUG <<<They are still investigating I suppose as they have not given any statement. But the limb is gone. @changeoffreym @mutenyo_p

 

 

@wbangirana It is all very confusing. @KCCAUG @changeoffreym @mutenyo_p

 

 

.@KCCAUG I’m talking about the ones magistrate can’t see on the arrest day… What happens to them? @changeoffreym @mutenyo_p

 

 

.@KCCAUG I guess high time to find out if challenge can be brought up. (I wonder what are our lawyer MPs doing?) @changeoffreym @mutenyo_p

 

 

.@KCCAUG Fine or time in prison but aren’t offenders taken to Luzira before the sentencing – for safekeeping? @changeoffreym @mutenyo_p

 

 

.@KCCAUG Just wondering why would KCCA bylaws ever address criminal cases beyond the Penal Act. Contradiction? @changeoffreym @mutenyo_p

 

 

.@KCCAUG Reading Penal Act now, agree, no such offence there, neither in KCCA Act, are KCCA bylaws for criminals? @changeoffreym @mutenyo_p

 

 

@changeoffreym Is street vending without a permit a criminal offence? @mutenyo_p @KCCAUG

 

 

.@KCCAUG Another thing that bothers me is that detained persons are taken to Luzira. Is street vending a criminal offence? @barefootlawUG

 

 

@changeoffreym I’m calling you in the morning. @mutenyo_p @KCCAUG

 

 

.@KCCAUG From all I’ve learnt so far, any person under arrest has to be produced at the police station first. Not in KCCA court.

 

 

@changeoffreym Can you try and find her? Please? @mutenyo_p @KCCAUG

 

 

.@KCCAUG This case is probably for Constitutional Court @RaymondLukwago @Samwyri

 

 

.@KCCAUG Perhaps FHRI can guide us. I’ll try contact them in the morning. @Samwyri

 

 

.@KCCAUG I wonder if anyone has the energy to sit in court at their own expense; we are so disconnected from right and wrong. @Samwyri

 

 

.@KCCAUG Precisely my point. twitter.com/MwesigwaThomas…

 

 

.@KCCAUG If ever there was a redundant comment, that was the one. @lcmuha @Samwyri

 

 

.@KCCAUG Try Queens’ Way after 6pm – full of sidewalk vendors. So daytime vendors are brutalised on behalf of nighttime vendors. @mutenyo_p

 

 

.@KCCAUG I appreciate they are beautifying but with their brute enforcement, they should consider city cemeteries. @cyrylkojo @mutenyo_p

 

 

@mutenyo_p Thanks for this. Now Chan, @changeoffreym do you want to go to Mulago and see her? @KCCAUG

 

 

.@KCCAUG @changeoffreym I don’t think she can even get in touch, unless we search for her. I’ll ask my office to find her. @mutenyo_p

 

 

.@KCCAUG For all your followers: please pay attention to this. twitter.com/TEDTalks/statu…

 

 

.@KCCAUG A lot of people have to scavenge for a living in Kampala. Selling their goods is lesser sin than stealing, killing, rape @mutenyo_p

 

 

.@KCCAUG This is exactly my question and fear. A ‘para-police’ and a ‘para-judiciary’ process. Skipping the police step. Why? @benmugu

 

 

.@KCCAUG But all the kids with samosas and mandazis that are brought to KCCA court daily on pickups, they are charged in court… @mutenyo_p

 

 

.@KCCAUG I just wish the lady whose leg was cut off in a scuffle with your enforcement officers can afford good legal representation.

 

 

.@KCCAUG Your enforcement officers take the role of police but don’t take suspects to police station. This may be against the law.

 

 

.@KCCAUG I’ve been reading every single Act on your website and I fail to see which one gives you power to arrest and charge in your court.

 

 

.@KCCAUG Legal opinion on your powers to arrest is found here: facebook.com/Barefootlaw/po… Taking suspects to KCCA Court isn’t legal, it seems.

 

 

.@KCCAUG If indeed you are granted arresting powers, this may be a large loophole in the law and my fear is that you may be exploiting it.

 

 

.@KCCAUG I am not sure your officials are following the law when they take suspects immediately to KCCA Court. @barefootlawUG opinion please

 

 

.@KCCAUG According to @ugandaupf citizens can also conduct arrests provided that the suspect is brought to a Police Station immediately.

 

 

.@KCCAUG Researching on powers to arrest; this is what I found. THE LIMITATIONS TO POLICE POWER barefootlaw.org/blog/2015/01/1… via @barefootlawUG

 

 

@barefootlawUG I have a couple of questions related to the way @KCCAUG operates. Related to the way they treat Ugandans. Should I go ahead?

 

 

.@KCCAUG I somehow have a feeling that your bylaws are not aligned with the Constitution and Laws of Uganda. Nagging feeling.

 

 

@sekalogo Vendors chased (and gravely injured) off the streets downtown while plant nurseries claim narrow Kololo roads @wbangirana @KCCAUG

 

 

@NadaAndersen Nice gesture but I think @KCCAUG should own up their mistakes. NOTHING is worth threatening one’s life

 

 

.@KCCAUG I’ll be looking for a prosthetic leg to buy for the other lady vendor who can’t participate, thanks to you twitter.com/kccaug/status/…

 

 

.@KCCAUG the vendor without a leg asks how she can get a permit to set up this business on an otherwise narrow road. pic.twitpic.twitter.com/IF4jwOkFCQ

 

 

.@KCCAUG #MyKatweHumps a major pain for commuters, major slowdown to already slow traffic through Katwe, building up queue to Najjanankumbi

 

 

@KampalaTraffic But you can be engaging @KCCAED and @KCCAUG until they block you, nothing changes @rkabushenga @UNRA_UG @RuhakanaR @ED_UNRA

 

 

.@KCCAUG #MyKatweHumps begin the harassment of Kampala motorists for the day. pic.twitter.com/BZWeLudsAy

 

 

@choleriqlare That, nobody is denying. But when @KCCAUG goes to close arcades, do they beat up owners and shopkeepers? Civilised handling.

 

 

@kawalya2 Good point. They are already guilty as sin. @KCCAUG

 

 

.@KCCAUG Was it worth it? Driving a point home by leaving a mother without a leg? A man fighting a woman, on the street? Was it worth it?

 

 

@kawalya2 They will block you too. @KCCAUG

 

 

@mutenyo_p Just sinking deeper into mud with these deliberate actions. @KCCAUG @ssojo81 @DailyMonitor

 

 

.@KCCAUG I’m sure you will block that vendor on Twitter. twitter.com/ssojo81/status…

 

 

.@KCCAUG on the flip side, citizens should dedicate one day in a year to appreciate people who sweep the streets of Kampala. #ThankYou

 

 

.@KCCAUG Hello #MyKatweHumps no matter the time of the day, traffic is piled up in Katwe. One good way to frustrate people every day.

 

 

 

 

@Mutasamste Owners? @HiltonHotels @KCCAUG

 

 

#MyKatweHumps on every street corner – is it even legal? @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

#MyKatweHumps slow down traffic and create buildup to Najjanankumbi. When power to decide for people sits in wrong hands @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@jonah_3000 anyway this is just a beginning, let’s see how much Management owes him… @JoshWama @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@jonah_3000 I’m actually more of an informed, argumentative debater than a bully, but people interpret at will @JoshWama @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@Jonathan_Wamala Where’s racist coming from? @jonah_3000 @JoshWama @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@jonah_3000 See, when handling Twitter for any company, you have to be mature, apt, quick. Blocking tweeps? No-no @JoshWama @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@jonah_3000 It’s not anything a man with a sense of humour can’t handle. I’d tell you I was a bull(y)… @JoshWama @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@jonah_3000 But you did call him a cow (and kinda thanks for that) @JoshWama @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@jonah_3000 See, then he shouldn’t be in charge of a government agency Twitter handle. We can’t have that immaturity. @JoshWama @KCCAUG

 

 

@jonah_3000 Ssimmanyi but now you asked, he’ll block you too. Trigger-happy lad. Good he hasn’t got a gun. @JoshWama @KCCAUG

 

 

@ogodwine He blocked you too? @JoshWama @KCCAUG

 

 

@JoshWama I’m proud of you! Now go back to @KCCAUG handle and unblock all the twerps you blocked. Be a good boy. Show brain and maturity.

 

 

@Jonathan_Wamala Can’t remember who else @JoshWama blocked on @KCCAUG handle, do you know? Since he’s now trying to engage me… @KCCAED

 

 

@JoshWama so why are you still having your employer in your tweets? @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@JoshWama So why are you adding your employer? @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@Jonathan_Wamala Of coure, after that conversation of ours! Chief blocker here >>> @JoshWama <<< @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@JoshWama We know you 🙂 @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@JoshWama As Josh Wama is blocking everyone who complains to KCCA using the @KCCAUG handle 🙂 @KCCAED

 

 

Hello Katwe! @KCCAED @KCCAUG when are you removing #MyKatweHumps ?

 

 

@SvanIsmail Just don’t complain to @KCCAUG because they will block you 🙂 @UNRA_UG @Broonland

 

 

@WMuhumuza what’s important is that solutions are found. And that all people providing service wake up. @lizmutesi @UNRA_UG @KCCAUG

 

 

@WMuhumuza That was clarified a while ago. No need to bash UNRA now, we all know that KCCA is so amazing 😉 @lizmutesi @UNRA_UG @KCCAUG

 

 

@lizmutesi First hand experience 😉 blocked by a lil boy-child managing @KCCAUG handle @KCCAED @PeterKaujju @UGPoorService @UNRA_UG

 

 

@lizmutesi That’d be domain of @KCCAUG but if you complain to them they will block you @KCCAED @PeterKaujju @UGPoorService @UNRA_UG

 

 

In fact, if @KCCAED and @PeterKaujju can not control one lil tweep behind @KCCAUG handle, what can you manage then? Shame, seriously.

 

 

@KCCAED @PeterKaujju why do you have a @KCCAUG handle if everyone who tweets any criticism is blocked? What nonsense is this?

 

 

@NadaAndersen this market needs to be demolished and rebuilt….@KCCAUG

 

 

.@KCCAUG beautification of Usafi begins with dumping concrete debris by the roadside. Pope will be pleased. pic.twitter.com/UmchZox87W

 

 

.@KCCAUG Friday morning and your sweepers are busy blocking half of the dual carriageway from Zzana. Let the traffic clogging begin!

 

 

@ze_phill I am not sure they would like me to be on board >>> @KCCAUG I’d probably drive them nuts!

 

 

@ze_phill Do I continue or do I keep quiet, what is better for all of us? @KCCAUG

 

 

.@KCCAUG Good morning from #MyKatweHumps where commuters are tortured daily. pic.twitter.com/X651ezJkOe

 

 

.@KCCAUG Today’s vendors’ message is that we need to kunaba as everyone is selling towels. Certainly, after all that toilet paper…

 

 

@jamesmaiteki thank you for saving us again! @nwscug @KCCAUG

 

 

@jamesmaiteki I suspect someone had connected their sewer line to it. @nwscug @KCCAUG

 

 

@jamesmaiteki your guys are already through with the work. But this dean, when blocked, comes with foul smell. @nwscug @KCCAUG

 

 

@mwanguhya However, I will be reminding them, one reminder per day. Because if I don’t, even that one line may be forgotten @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@PKOloo No one forced her to open her mouth. @KCCAUG

 

 

@PKOloo Four years busy? That’s a sign of a busybody. @KCCAUG

 

 

@jamesabola Let me add Jinja Road flyovers as they were promised in the same breath. @KCCAUG

 

 

.@KCCAUG Hello #ClogTower where are the flyovers? The ones Jenny promised in 2011?

 

 

.@KampalaTraffic hello #ClogTower where are our flyovers promised by @KCCAUG in 2011?

 

 

.@KCCAUG once again, hello #MyKatweHumps now we can park here for a while, as we wait for KCCA to build flyovers at #ClogTower

 

 

@Snottyganda because nobody will bring flowers to their final resting places… ? @KCCAUG

 

 

.@KCCAUG Our Clog Tower flyovers wapi? Four years ago you made promises nobody asked you to make. Where are the flyovers?

 

 

@RugayampunziA Painting animals in any colour is cruelty and has been addressed adequately by law, arrestable offence. @ugandaupf @KCCAUG

 

 

@OlavieK And we pat ourselves on the shoulders as if doing a great job, @KCCAUG? @nwscug @mpangajovans @NWSCMD @hkashillingi @SarahKagingo

 

 

@OlavieK Is that a sewer or something else? God help us. @KCCAUG @nwscug @mpangajovans @NWSCMD @hkashillingi @SarahKagingo

 

 

.@KCCAUG And if the spring water is dangerous, why keep it accessible??? @nwscug @mpangajovans @NWSCMD @hkashillingi @SarahKagingo

 

 

.@KCCAUG Why? If the water is potable and free, why not “beautify” the springs? @nwscug @mpangajovans @NWSCMD @hkashillingi @SarahKagingo

 

 

@nwscug This is essential beautification KCCA should focus on. @mpangajovans @NWSCMD @hkashillingi @SarahKagingo @KCCAUG

 

 

@SebagUg It’s a clear-cut solution. @sekalogo @KCCAUG

 

 

Since Today is a #AskATweep tuesday,@KCCAUG and @KCCAED should pick a leaf if not taking the whole tree on how to answer Qns #AskTheED

 

 

@Sambannz And until they show respect to tweeps, they should chew on the roots only >>> @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@Sambannz They wasted people’s time by suggesting a tweet-up of #AskTheED @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

How funny. @KCCAUG @KCCAED . I only see complaints not replys for #AskTheED

 

 

@KCCAED @KCCAUG Really! “That’s not true” I give up at this kind of respons. CLEARLY THE HANDLER OF THIS ACCOUNT IS A JOKE @NadaAndersen

 

 

@andsjeff Mixing up tenses, writing u instead of you, wapi. @KCCAED @thekerororist @Elirri @KCCAUG

 

 

@sekalogo Space is never an issue, lack of plan and execution is an issue. Our city continues to go to rats. See the slums. @SebagUg @KCCAUG

 

 

@thekerororist But this should be exposed, a whole KCCA ED should not be duping the citizens. @KCCAED @andsjeff @Elirri @KCCAUG

 

 

@sekalogo Absolutely agree. What is adjacent to road if not road reserve for pedestrian walkways? @SebagUg @KCCAUG

 

 

.@KCCAED I don’t think it was Jenny tweeting because of the poor language and slang used. @andsjeff @thekerororist @Elirri @KCCAUG

 

 

.@KCCAED Anyone who raises criticism is blocked. Stop belittling tweeps with these untrue stories. @thekerororist @andsjeff @Elirri @KCCAUG

 

 

.@KCCAUG for painting lines on Yusuf Lule Road. After 23 years of driving on it, it finally feels complete.

 

 

@KCCAUG When will the graders bring down the walls encroaching on road reserves in Muyenga-Bukasa circular/link Road? #AskTheED @KCCAED

 

 

#AskTheED @KCCAED How can roads be built in 2015 without drainage, what’s with murrum based patchwork on tarmac roads? #RoadWorks @KCCAUG

 

 

@KCCAED when is @KCCAUG gonna work on gentle rumble strips. Most of current ones are rough and unconfortable #AskTheEd

 

 

#AskTheED Why is it that when we complain about Balokole churches to @KCCAUG nothing is done. The noise pollution from these Churches ..

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED #AskTheED what is the role of us as residents? What can we do to improve our beloved #kampala?

 

 

#AskTheED Lots of precious time wasted in traffic jam, or we do not know what other responsibilities @KCCAUG has. twitter.com/KKagumaho/stat…

 

 

What is the purpose of the #AskTheED sessions if questions are answered let alone acknowledged @KCCAUG @KCCAED #SocialMediaFail #Uganda

 

 

@sekalogo This is hurting KCCA image more than any abuse and slander. Superficial interest. @MilesMoses @josh_twin @thekerororist @KCCAUG

 

 

@MilesMoses I very much agree. @josh_twin @thekerororist @KCCAUG

 

 

@NadaAndersen That’s the result of not being answerable to the people that matter. The citizens, @josh_twin @thekerororist @KCCAUG

 

 

@josh_twin Blocking people out of conversation is a sign of weakness. But that much we know. @MilesMoses @thekerororist @KCCAUG

 

 

.@KCCAED Why do you block tweeps who criticise you and @KCCAUG? #AskTheED

 

 

@NoohSinanR That is the way you should remain. If you continue faving my tweets, they’ll block you for sure @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@NoohSinanR but you also…… @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@pyepar I thought there were scientific and empirical measures for density, but this was extra-terrestrial @KCCAUG

 

 

@mfranswa I can delete my calendar app, Josh from @KCCAUG will take care of me

 

 

.@KCCAUG I can’t wait for you to tell us what date the first Sunday in October will be. Shivering in anticipation. pic.twitter.com/PghCy9PNqo

 

 

 

 

@KCCAUG Why r Some street vendors more equal than others @KCCAED @uginvestigator @NadaAndersen @SarahKagingo pic.twitter.com/rUViOjCuO7

 

 

@RosandPost Because they are official sponsors of KCCA FC? Perhaps? Maybe? What do I know? @KCCAUG @KCCAED @uginvestigator @SarahKagingo

 

 

Omg @KCCAUG and @KCCAED is this how it will be substandard work like this?? twitter.com/NadaAndersen/s…

 

 

@thekerororist We can write our case, post a petition online, get MPs to take it to Parliament. @KCCAUG

 

 

@thekerororist I believe we should demand accountability for Usafi Market @KCCAUG

 

 

@NadaAndersen that’s the billion dollar market? Dear God have mercy on us. @KCCAUG

 

 

@whthome Yes, good name, no? Permanently clogged up. Where are those flyovers promised in 2011? @KCCAUG @KampalaTraffic

 

 

.@KCCAUG Building for generations, are we? pic.twitter.com/6drTt3QgBO

 

 

.@KCCAUG Good morning #MyKatweHumps piling traffic up all the way to Clog Tower. Happy Friday! @KampalaTraffic pic.twitter.com/lkco7rq6Dg

 

 

.@KCCAUG Are those new modern LED street lights on Ebb Road? Good choice on saving energy. One plus to you.

 

 

@Ariomartintreo It is painful to see and I feel powerless to do anything, except exposing it each time I pass Kamwokya @pyepar @KCCAUG

 

 

@BibiRukwengye Not until we all demand service delivery to the underprivileged. @KCCAUG

 

 

@BibiRukwengye it’s painful to see that hundreds of millions are spent on a party yet people live in horrid conditions. @KCCAUG

 

 

.@KCCAUG as you are prepping for Kampala Festival, consider bringing it to Kamwokya Slum, it badly needs cheering up. pic.twitter.com/pJw3XqBbGP

 

 

Queen’s Way roadworks, great timing by @KCCAUG – bang in the middle of rush hour; from the opposite direction, empty convoy @KampalaTraffic

 

 

@Broonland Then these losers >>> @KCCAUG could give him a tin of paint to tidy the place up. And remove the buweera.

 

 

@Broonland Biki? @KCCAUG

 

 

.@KCCAUG this monument wrapped in buveera now has a tenant. Sad times for Kampala. pic.twitter.com/37sUFi8jAc

 

 

@ivan_turiz Do you have any idea how many flowers can KSH 400 million plant??? @KCCAUG

 

 

.@KCCAUG can help with a cheaper solution: just bang a few massive humps and keep the money. twitter.com/dailynation/st…

 

 

@RosandPost But one day they will realize that it is better to act early and educate citizens timely. @ugandaupf @KCCAUG @nemaug

 

 

@RosandPost Illegal disposal of garbage by burning. Smoke poisoning and fire hazard in a densely populated area. @ugandaupf @KCCAUG @nemaug

 

 

@NWSCMD “We’re working on packaged sewerage modern systems to improve sewerage services/coverage” #NwscBaraza @NadaAndersen @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@kkBongo4 It is illegal to burn rubbish in the city. @ugandaupf @KCCAUG @nemaug

 

 

Fire at Plot 45 Kanjokya Street. Fire hazard for neighbours. @ugandaupf @KCCAUG @nemaug pic.twitter.com/9wnh3t1mSm

 

 

.@KCCAUG @kkBongo4 I personally have nothing against Jennifer but we are tired of empty promises and expensive PR that’s not really working

 

 

.@KCCAUG thirty-five minutes from #MyKatweHumps to #ClogTower is a reflection of your failed promises and inability to deliver to Kampalans.

 

 

.@KCCAUG One simple traffic management rule: morning rush – prioritize people getting into the city; evening rush – prioritize getting out.

 

 

.@KCCAUG All street vending on major highways should be strictly roadside. @UNRA_UG

 

 

.@KCCAUG Newspaper vendors are slowing down traffic on Entebbe Road. Vendors should be positioned safely on the roadside near marked stops.

 

 

 

 

@rggoobi yep, it could be the case of “My hump is bigger than yours” @sebsronnie @KCCAUG @KampalaTraffic

 

 

@rutamark you should but you need a shark, not a lawyer, with those people. @sebsronnie @KCCAUG @KampalaTraffic

 

 

@sebsronnie or – maybe a bigger on#MyKatweHumpsNow, #M@KCCAUGu@KampalaTrafficUG @KampalaTraffic

 

 

I absolutely hope that @KCCAUG wipes out all humps that are not in front of schools and hospitals by TOMORROW. Had enough of you too.

 

 

@AishaThatGal But of course, clogged all the time. @RoadsAuthority @KCCAED @KCCAUG @KampalaTraffic

 

 

@kiapi40KFreddie I want to be a fly inside the driving school car. What they teach? @Jadwong @RoadsAuthority @KCCAED @KCCAUG @KampalaTraffic

 

 

@kiapi40KFreddie And jam was mostly because of uncoordinated traffic police action @Jadwong @RoadsAuthority @KCCAED @KCCAUG @KampalaTraffic

 

 

@kiapi40KFreddie Driving like a slightly road-raged Italian man in Alpha Romeo… @Jadwong @RoadsAuthority @KCCAED @KCCAUG @KampalaTraffic

 

 

@kiapi40KFreddie I left Kanjokya Street at 2.15pm and got to Clog Tower at 3.30pm @Jadwong @RoadsAuthority @KCCAED @KCCAUG @KampalaTraffic

 

 

Aaaaand…. Hello #MyKatweHumps and their tankophobic guardians @KCCAUG ! Next Christmas you owe me the anti-aging serum.

 

 

#FF for answers that make little or no sense or answers that never come: @KCCAUG @mtnug @UmemeLtd @africellUG and a few others…

 

 

@KCCAUG that is below par from an official handle. @NadaAndersen @nwscug @since__1986 @NWSCMD @Jadwong @Snottyganda

 

 

@niyimic Even complete words don’t address issues properly sometimes @KCCAUG @nwscug @since__1986 @NWSCMD @Jadwong @Snottyganda

 

 

@NadaAndersen We’al know its 140 characters, but they can type better english!! @Jadwong @KCCAUG @niyimic @NWSCMD @nwscug

 

 

@KCCAUG wow wow wow hit me with English please… @nwscug @since__1986 @NWSCMD @Jadwong @niyimic @Snottyganda

 

 

@EdwinAlecho at least I’m now in RAV4 – no way I’m taking my Figaro over #MyKatweHumps @KCCAUG pic.twitter.com/Do3rCe5t6t

 

 

We need a cafeteria right here at #MyKatweHumps @KCCAUG pic.twitter.com/XrHZlGEWV9

 

 

@EdwinAlecho not quite, a NASA Mars probe is much more suitable for driving over #MyKatweHumps @KCCAUG

 

 

But truth be told, the greenery around #MyKatweHumps is pretty. Excellent for meditation. Just stare away and chant @KCCAUG

 

 

#MyKatweHumps were made for tanks… Wait a minute, who’s invading us? @KCCAUG

 

 

@CharlesOpil here I am, you can send a dozen tweets in between one set of #MyKatweHumps that’s how slow the traffic is here @KCCAUG

 

 

Hello Katwe. I can see you from Najjanankumbi. I wish @KCCAUG offices move to Entebbe – then they would have to deal with #MyKatweHumps

 

 

@BJonani we need to grow love for another human being, share and care @KCCAUG @nwscug @since__1986 @NWSCMD @Jadwong @niyimic @Snottyganda

 

 

@BJonani home upbringing, school, community – all are responsible here @KCCAUG @nwscug @since__1986 @NWSCMD @Jadwong @niyimic @Snottyganda

 

 

@BJonani typhoid comes from poor sanitation, so why not attack @KCCAUG, why only @nwscug @since__1986 @NWSCMD @Jadwong @niyimic @Snottyganda

 

 

@kiapi40KFreddie That would be timely. I have some hard questions. @nwsc @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@KCCAUG buy portaloos for slums. Time to really teach sanitation. Use your comms agencies… @martinssempa @KCCAED @nwscug @Jadwong @WHO

 

 

@martinssempa Now you’re talking! And mark the latrines in the areas. How close to springs. @KCCAUG @KCCAED @nwscug @Jadwong @WHO

 

 

@martinssempa What did @KCCAUG say to this? When are we cleaning this city? Teaching people not to litter? @nwscug @NWSCMD @KCCAED

 

 

@KCCAUG Ah thank you, THANK YOU!!! @KCCAED

 

 

Hello Katwe. @KCCAUG how about it?

 

 

@Kladogo I’m glad you also noticed that their TL has very little about #typhoid @KCCAUG @KCCAED @Jadwong @tufre80 @nwscug

 

 

@Kladogo maybe these chaps @nwscug @NWSCMD have somehow stepped on the toes of these chaps @KCCAUG @KCCAED ? @Jadwong @tufre80 @WHO

 

 

@Kladogo Is @nwscug now a scapegoat for @KCCAUG failure to enforce bans on selling unhygienic foods? @KCCAED @Jadwong @tufre80 @WHO @NWSCMD

 

 

@Kladogo I also want to know why has @KCCAUG failed to enforce ban of selling water in buveera @KCCAED @Jadwong @tufre80 @WHO @nwscug

 

 

@sotandeka No, just a sketch on their website, @Jadwong can hook you up with a link @Kladogo @nwscug @KCCAUG @KCCAED @tufre80

 

 

@Kladogo So that soon it will be Museveni’s fault, I suppose… and Janet’s. And Muhoozi’s. @nwscug @KCCAUG @KCCAED @Jadwong @tufre80 @WHO

 

 

@Kladogo Correct: water from streams and water sold in buveera is 90% unsafe. But you knew that. @nwscug @KCCAUG @KCCAED @Jadwong @tufre80

 

 

@Zahranamuli But Zahra, samples were taken from where? Public taps supplied by NWSC or anywhere random? @Jadwong @KCCAUG @WHO @nwscug

 

 

Not many understand this @nwscug @NWSCMD but the spirit of transparency is appreciated @sourced @Snottyganda @ariongm @tomddumba @KCCAUG

 

 

@samagona Always at rush hour… @KCCAUG @KCCAED @wirejames @Jadwong @Samwyri @tomddumba @ssojo81 @BibiRukwengye @odurochan

 

 

@wirejames I hope not! Another risky mode of transport. @samagona @KCCAUG @KCCAED @Samwyri @tomddumba @ssojo81 @BibiRukwengye @odurochan

 

 

@KCCAUG Please keep reminding us regularly of the number. Thank you! @KCCAED

 

 

Corruption disrupts and delays service delivery. Please report corruption related matters to this hotline: 0794 662 222 @KCCAED

 

 

#MyKatweHumps good morning to all commuters who drive through Katwe daily and waste hours of good productive time stuck in traffic @KCCAUG

 

 

@tmashru But do you see parents, mainly Asian, milling with their children all over the road? @sebsronnie @KampalaTraffic @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@sebsronnie Or relocate the school out of the busy traffic area @tmashru @KampalaTraffic @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@sebsronnie #MyKatweHumps were built with immense hate for the mankind. Sealed in spite and ugly thoughts… @KCCAUG @KampalaTraffic

 

 

@sebsronnie #MyKatweHumps were built either by an evil omuroogo or by a very ugly and despised woman… Out of spite… @KCCAUG @KampalaTraffic

 

 

@sebsronnie no, no! See, those ones are done to SOME specification, at least they slope gently. Try #MyKatweHumps @KCCAUG @KampalaTraffic

 

 

@sebsronnie Nope, drivers are tortured by military grade humps on already over-congested streets! That means power! @KCCAUG @KampalaTraffic

 

 

@BuriteJoseph I disagree. If I tell someone not to park in front of my gate, they answer “this is my country…” Deal with that… @KCCAUG

 

 

@BuriteJoseph Elites? Hmmmm… I thought any eejit parks in the middle of the road, blocking people’s gates… @KCCAUG

 

 

For example, why can’t @KCCAUG come to Kanjokya and Bukoto Streets to designate parking spaces and put low humps for speeding lunatics?

 

 

Hello Clog Tower. If only @KCCAUG would build #MyNakivuboBridge behind the Hindi Temple so taxis go from Katwe direct to Taxi Park…

 

 

Hello Katwe. @KCCAUG if only you drive through here, every day like we do… You’d chap-chap remove #MyKatweHumps

 

 

Hello #MyKatweHumps I can see you from Sseguku @KCCAUG

 

 

Arstistic Impression of Nakivubo Waste Water Treatment plant @NWSCMD @Jadwong @NadaAndersen @niyimic @KCCAUG @KCCAED pic.twitpic.twitpic.twitpic.twitter.com/TuIY6GQuvi

 

 

@KCCAUG Thank you! How can we put pressure on them to clear that kaveera and let us enjoy the art? @KCCAED

 

 

@NadaAndersen the monument was sculptured by Ssekabaka Muteesa Foundation. We wrote to the Foundation to remove the polythene @KCCAED

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED Kaveera was banned, kind of. Priz explain this or even better, unwrap. It’s been years. pic.twitter.com/Lv0dPx12cs

 

 

Eh, too many TL convos, I’m forgetting to remind @KCCAUG to remove #MyKatweHumps – guess where I’m aging in traffic again? Hello Katwe!

 

 

Morning @KCCAUG I’m stuck in traffic at Namasuba. #MyKatweHumps working their magic, frustrating morning commuters. @KampalaTraffic

 

 

@raybesiga The answer, my friend, is in the way we are bringing up our children. The rest is indeed tough PR work. @KCCAUG @ugandaupf

 

 

@raybesiga For as long as all that’s ours is less important than all that’s individual… Selfishness is killing Uganda. @KCCAUG @ugandaupf

 

 

@raybesiga Theft. Catastrophe that @KCCAUG is not supported enough by @ugandaupf to find the thieves. Covers are sold as scrap metal.

 

 

@KCCAUG What is the story of this monument? Can we finally remove this ugly kaveera? How many years? @KampalaTraffic pic.twitter.com/zKekNYJPfA

 

 

Now we can sit at Clog Tower for the next fifteen minutes. @KCCAUG at least a coffee stand should be in place here… @KampalaTraffic

 

 

Good morning #MyKatweHumps it’s a fact you block traffic all the way to Najjanankumbi but @KCCAUG loves it that way… Have a great Monday!

 

 

Finally someone woke up to talk about #KampalaTraffic #FF @KampalaTraffic maybe then @KCCAUG will remove #MyKatweHumps 🙂

 

 

@KCCAUG this is NOT difficult: Katwe Road is ONE road that brings Entebbe Road traffic into Kampala. Remove #MyKatweHumps ease traffic flow

 

 

Morning Katwe. I can see you clogging the traffic all the way to Zzana. Somebody tell @KCCAUG to remove #MyKatweHumps so people can drive…

 

 

Creeping into Katwe. #MyKatweHumps waiting to give me a kidney shake and altitude sickness. @KCCAUG remove these mountains!

 

 

@jamesmaiteki Now to remove #MyKatweHumps and ease the traffic buildups @nwscug @basumann @KitamirikeAndy @KCCAUG @KCCAED @NWSCMD

 

 

Good morning Katwe. @KCCAUG @KCCAED traffic already clogged. Have a great day! #MyKatweHumps

 

 

@KCCAUG Any issues with public transport this morning? Lot of people waiting along Entebbe Road. #Traffic

 

 

Friday traffic buildup begins from Lweza. @KCCAUG @KCCAED remove #MyKatweHumps and ease traffic flow at Kibuye Roundabout

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED car by car, slowly over #MyKatweHumps. I’m at Najjanankumbi, crawling into Kibuye Roundabout, car by car. Every day. Shame.

 

 

@othieno12 it’s Wakiso but you can’t say it’s not Kampala @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@KCCAUG can you please share a map so we can understand the location of the works? And #MyKatweHumps please. @KCCAED

 

 

@JudeLumala Oh noooo! He’s also dodging Katwe Humps! @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@JudeLumala Yes, the picture was taken on that road @KCCAUG @KCCAED @DAlinangeUNRA @Jadwong

 

 

RT @NadaAndersen: Nateete Road. @KCCAUG @KCCAED please visit the area with UNRA team and feel the citizens’ pain pic.twitter.com/u2HMIVx6rB

 

 

@rbusiinge I’m at the verge of tears each time I drive over Katwe Humps, no thank you to teargas! @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@DavisKawalya Kids are born with asthma because of dust and pollution. You are right. @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@NadaAndersen @KCCAUG @KCCAED and we keep wondering why the sick toll keeps rising!

 

 

@GenEK_Kayihura But my friend! Where have you been? @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@Jadwong My dust! Our dust! No Humps For Tanks! @KCCAUG @KCCAED @DAlinangeUNRA

 

 

@Jadwong So they can now share their plans… January’s gone 😉 @mkaketo @KCCAUG @KCCAED @UNRA_UG

 

 

@kiwatule_w Nobody promised it was going to be easy – but – more can be done with citizen involvement @dfkm1970 @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@kiwatule_w Yes, then they come back to our unruly city and hold their heads, not knowing where to start… @dfkm1970 @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@Jadwong Eeeeh? It’s mine too! @KCCAUG @KCCAED @DAlinangeUNRA

 

 

@Jadwong Yes, Google maps calls it Nateete Road so it got stuck @KCCAUG @KCCAED @DAlinangeUNRA

 

 

@kiwatule_w This is what we need to share! Ideas, solutions. @dfkm1970 @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@KCCAED @KCCAUG Illegal garbage burning on Balintuma Road pic.twitter.com/D30f5MdcJF

 

 

@kiwatule_w And provide water slides and boats? Hmmmm….. No. They should take a look now. 🙂 @dfkm1970 @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@mkaketo I tweet about issues that can be fixed by @KCCAUG @KCCAED or where they can give guidance. However they are wrong on Katwe Humps

 

 

@KCCAED @KCCAUG now that I’m using panya roads since Katwe Humps are unbearable, expect more dusty photos of Kampala road catastrophes 🙂

 

 

@mkaketo The road that connects Nateete and Lweza @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

Nateete Road. @KCCAUG @KCCAED please visit the area with UNRA team and feel the citizens’ pain pic.twitter.com/Yo8n0s5xHj

 

 

@KCCAED @KCCAUG Queens’ Way. Illegal burning of garbage. So we can enjoy being stuck in traffic even more! pic.twitpic.twitter.com/XYm4fW5jsj

 

 

@KCCAED @KCCAUG Do you ever plan to visit Katwe Humps to see the impact on traffic? Out of curiosity? To see how people suffer?

 

 

Solution to Katwe Humps: what if I go to Katwe every night and chisel them down… Clandestine operation… Not a bad idea 🙂 @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@KCCAED @NadaAndersen @KCCAUG There use tobe lots of accidents in that area. There’s need to for a city railway network for public transport

 

 

@Ougasam Used to be – past tense. Speed is now less than 5kmph from Namasuba to Clog Tower. Those humps are too huge. @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

Hello Katwe. Wrong parking, double parking, Katwe Humps. @KCCAED @KCCAUG DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!

 

 

@sebsronnie Yes, how to justify military grade humps on <5kmph roads in the City. #HumpsForTanks @beewol @LucyMbabazi @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@sebsronnie My Figaro lost shocks and exhaust on those, yet I drive so carefully… Cost in millions. @beewol @LucyMbabazi @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@LucyMbabazi Entebbe Road needs police to literally arrest reckless drivers. And a large jail to be built nearby. @beewol @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@LucyMbabazi Put some lines on the roads? @beewol @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@dividattani @KCCAED @KCCAUG @NadaAndersen The humps are imp if you expect people to speed up often there. But, humps where snail speed??

 

 

@wandivn And it is almost obvious that our railroad through Kampala can have two lanes of Tarmac all the way… @Jadwong @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@wandivn I just want Katwe Humps reduced to ease the traffic flow into the City 🙂 rail should start any time @Jadwong @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@Jadwong That road is in appalling state, the Kajjansi-FC Express-Kobil-Old Kampala. Washed away and too busy some places. @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@KCCAED City is paralyzed daily from Najjanankumbi to Clog Tower by unreasonably huge Katwe Humps. This is our life. Do something. @KCCAUG

 

 

@KCCAED Public safety is priority but the speed on that road is up to 5kmph. Your engineers obviously don’t drive there. @KCCAUG

 

 

@KCCAED Katwe Humps are unnecessarily huge and your engineers should know that. They paralyze traffic up to Najjanankumbi. @KCCAUG

 

 

 

 

@balfm Oh they will, they will… Persistence will move those Katwe Humps… @KCCAUG

 

 

@ImanJabry Driving through residential areas, hiding from @KCCAED @KCCAUG @ugandaupf

 

 

Animal torture, Kololo. @KCCAED @KCCAUG @ugandaupf pic.twitter.com/tHTzSGZ0Rt

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED now that we know what humps are supposed to be like, can you please #RemoveKatweHumps ? There are no tanks on our roads…

 

 

@sebsronnie Exactly. @KCCAUG

 

 

Wow! Our friends at @KCCAUG actually know how to do #humps correctly! Why aren’t these THE standard? @NadaAndersen pic.twitter.com/Enjju9nfx9

 

 

@skaheru And – San we get a couple of speed humps on Kanjokya Street? Plus a ‘no parking’ zone on the street throughout? @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@KCCAUG let them ensure they use soil stabilizer at our place. Or else we’ll have an open trench soon enough. @skaheru @KCCAED

 

 

@KCCAUG But those humps in Katwe PLEASE! @nwscug @jamesmaiteki @kiapi40KFreddie @KCCAED @NWSCMD

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED What will it take to paint some lines on our roads, for basic traffic guidance?

 

 

Katwe. These humps. @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

It’s been 41 minutes and I have conquered the Humps for Tanks in Katwe. Now to win a war with Clog Tower traffic police. @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@twesiime I hope you are wrong because I believe in @KCCAUG. I hope they give a full response soonest. @bobbyspliff @KCCAED @Lizabwooli

 

 

@rwandeme: @bnamutebi @qataharraymond @KCCAUG @masakeonline Lets clean the city of garbage not its people.” #deathatcityhall

 

 

@twesiime This is a tragedy that has to be corrected somehow. @KCCAED @KCCAUG @bobbyspliff @Lizabwooli

 

 

@bnamutebi Perhaps citizens to begin caring about Kampala City? For starters? @KCCAUG @qataharraymond @pkahill

 

 

But this, @KCCAUG , is just unacceptable. pic.twitter.com/vL5ZMblz4o

 

 

Without the billboards… Kampala City breathes fresh air! Sankyu again and again @KCCAED @KCCAUG pic.twitter.com/K9n8v4KMuV

 

 

@NadaAndersen @KCCAUG @KCCAED haha am also still with you on thr #OccupyMTN

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED I’m not forgetting my #ShaveKatweHumps request. Even though I’m busy with #OccupyMTN and #GiveNadaHerTaxInvoice

 

 

@KCCAED Tragedy. Condolences to everyone, we are all mourning that baby. @Lizabwooli @bobbyspliff @KCCAUG

 

 

@KCCAED @KCCAUG this flower is poisonous to animals and pollutes water sources. Please do not plant it any more. google.com/search?q=curse…

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED I’m in Katwe again. After spending 30min crawling through Najja. Please #shaveKatweHumps they badly slow down traffic

 

 

Hello Katwe. Hello @KCCAUG @KCCAED Unless you are worried that tanks of neighboring armies will race to Kampala, please #ShaveKatweHumps

 

 

Good morning @KCCAUG @KCCAED please please please #ShaveKatweHumps the delay these humps cause to traffic is huge and they can be smaller

 

 

@maryannek Katwe is my daily frustration. #ShaveKatweHumps @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

Hello Katwe. Traffic slowly creeping forward, to Clog Tower. @KCCAUG @KCCAED speed this up, #ShaveKatweHumps

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED Thank you for removing all the ghastly kiosks. Looks much better. Now please, #ShaveKatweHumps

 

 

#ShaveKatweHumps @KCCAUG you obviously don’t drive through Katwe daily. Traffic slowdown is unnecessary. Humps can be smaller yet effective.

 

 

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED if telcos give tax invoices to customers, we would be building my matatu bridge to Container Village #GiveNadaHerTaxInvoice

 

 

@KCCAED @KCCAUG These military-grade humps in Katwe now serve no purpose other than to build up traffic. Please reduce their size to normal.

 

 

Strategic Partner of the year: Uganda Registration Services Bureau for partnering with us and @KCCAUG in #TREP #TPADAWARDS

 

 

Gd mg K’la? you may start sending in your questions/suggestions now. @KCCAED will be online at 3pm to respond to them pic.twitter.com/bW9aZhxUcT

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED what can you do to pressure sellers to issue Tax Invoices to buyers? Especially telcos. #GiveNadaHerTaxInvoice #AskTheED

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED am jst happy abt wat d ED has done 2 change n give d capital city a new look. Kip d fire burning u really love you country

 

 

@KCCAUG please we appreciate all the efforts put in to reach where we are thanks

 

 

#UNRA and @KCCAUG you have to get hold of the Northern Bypass. There’s way too many people way too close.

 

 

Now at Najjanankumbi, drivers fail on basics like joining the road, making a turn@ugandaupf @KCCAUG any driver training programs???

 

 

Roofings at crawling speed. Pathetic traffic management or lack of. No police on roads, Wild West @KCCAUG @ugandaupf @AskIGP @KaleKayihura

 

 

And look at all these entitled guys with red numbers, hazard lights on, reckless driving, speeding @ugandaupf @AskIGP @KaleKayihura @KCCAUG

 

 

Now is when traffic needs @ugandaupf not later when it builds up beyond control @KCCAUG @KCCAED @AskIGP @KaleKayihura

 

 

@kevrx It is not a city road but a road of national importance. Bus stops and strict implementation. No more #KuMaaso circus. Enough @KCCAUG

 

 

@kevrx A distance being what? Up to one kilometre? No wonder we are becoming obese, diabetic and asthmatic. #KuMaasoNoMore @KCCAUG

 

 

@KCCAUG #UNRA to urgently demarcate bus stops along Entebbe Road and matatus to be ordered to stop only there, nowhere else. #KuMaasoNoMore

 

 

@innomuran Yes, and it was enough. We all need to make our property beautiful. @mkainerugaba @KCCAUG

 

 

Cham Towers. @KCCAUG can you please direct the owners to peel off that ugly wrapping paper from the facade? It’s high time.

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED you are losing the battle for Kalerwe Market cc @ugandaupf pic.twitpic.twitpic.twitter.com/GwwS9trYA0

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED Unacceptable occupation of Northern Bypass cc @ugandaupf pic.twitpic.twitter.com/z5bW3en0fs

 

 

This actually makes sounds. @KCCAUG @KCCAED any plans to have Kibuye Roundabout converted to a modern junction? pic.twitter.com/vhGxWOpwBD

 

 

@QlareLouise You may find it’s not the jurisdiction of @KCCAUG @KCCAED but #UNRA, in which case we are katoosied.

 

 

Unacceptable circus on major highway, all roundabouts of Northern Bypass full of market stalls, bodas @KCCAUG @KCCAED pic.twitter.com/W1QeToVzxL

 

 

@NadaAndersen @JoshWama @KCCAED @KCCAUG The beautiful cities we admire were built over time, lets support KCCA

 

 

@NadaAndersen SO TRUE! @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@JoshWama I, too, believe that together as citizens, we can do even more! @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@JoshWama Here, photographic evidence with free usage rights. @KCCAUG @KCCAED pic.twitter.com/pAKlEIRjMC

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED Now, that bridge… From Katwe to Container Village… I have the first brick. When do we start?

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED Katwe getting greener by the day. Thank you, thank you, thank you!

 

 

Another one from our pretty billboardless city. @KCCAED @KCCAUG Good morning! pic.twitter.com/XUUmuf6nAe

 

 

@KCCAED @KCCAUG Can the public know the full story behind the buveera on this monument? Please? pic.twitter.com/BCLRWJlKuc

 

 

@ugandaupf should give authority to @KCCAUG to charge drivers who talk on mobile phone while driving.

 

 

@sourced Today From FDC Villas Ebb Road to Nassar Road 40min only @KCCAUG

 

 

Hello Clog Tower or currently Clogged Tower, once called the Clock Tower. Still a dreaded and hated place. Parking area. @KCCAUG etuyambeeee

 

 

Aha! And in the middle of Clog Tower mudomo, a presidential convoy. @KCCAED @KCCAUG can the works on the flyover start already, please…

 

 

@KalungiKabuye perhaps you don’t sit in Katwe queue daily… It is unnecessary. @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@KCCAED @KCCAUG Perhaps it’s time to remove military grade humps from Katwe? Traffic slows down way too long.

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED And the gomesi rocked! Congratulations on the award and keep it up! Really proud of you!

 

 

@KCCAUG recognised internationally for its transformation of Kampala City @KCCAED in Rome, Italy recieving the award pic.twitter.com/XUrNys8SOI

 

 

@cbukuwa: @KCCAUG thx for removing the bit linking Rotary avenue to Jinja road…that was a black spot. @KCCAED“<Someone is thinking

 

 

@KiryowaKk @AndrewKibaya @KCCAED @KCCAUG perhaps jailed for accent alone?

 

 

@KCCAUG you’re my inspiration <3

 

 

@KCCAUG how about setting up a massive brush car wash along Queens’ Way? I think that would be a way to kill this waiting time… Consider!

 

 

Pliz @URAuganda @UgandaPolice @KCCAUG help #FindUAU964Q a woman in a Toyota Regius knocked a boy & reversed to finish him then drove off.

 

 

BREAKING: @KCCAUG employee Esther Karungi knocked dead along the Northern by-pass as she swept. She had worked with KCCA for 4 yrs. @KCCAED

 

 

@KCCAUG Helloooo Katwe Pothole!!! Every day a little deeper, every day a delay little longer!

 

 

@KayeSimonPeter My Katwe Pothole is a key slowdown on Katwe Road. It builds up immense traffic daily. @KCCAUG

 

 

Hello my Katwe Pothole! Good morning @KCCAUG

 

 

@KCCAUG Good morning from #GarugaRepublic!

 

 

@Samwyri Ask @pkahill about her manhole event! @sourced @tomddumba @KCCAUG

 

 

@mushtraffic Katwe slow, 5-10min thanks to my Katwe Pothole @KCCAUG

 

 

@KCCAED @KCCAUG Looking at Kiira Road, great effort to tidy to this city of ours. Rotary Avenue getting a cleanup as well. THANK YOU!

 

 

@mushtraffic Aaand my Katwe Pothole @KCCAUG that slows down traffic through Katwe by 5-7 minutes daily… Now o to Clock Tower 10min wait

 

 

@KCCAED launches the Kampala City Festival set for 06/10/13. Details via @KCCAUG pic.twitter.com/PgqoS8Wxd9

 

 

@mushtraffic crawling through Katwe, thanks to my Katwe Pothole and a few others @KCCAUG

 

 

Aaaaaand… Good morning @KCCAUG from Lake Katwe… My Katwe Pothole has graduated! Now only fifteen minutes wait to sail through it!

 

 

@KCCAUG Just thought I’d remind you of my Katwe Pothole. 😉

 

 

@PrinceDestah Ah, you bailed out! But yes, my favorite pothole, Katwe pothole! Fixing it would speed up #traffic immensely. @KCCAUG

 

 

@PrinceDestah As in, Nada is a mess? *sends a rocket in your direction* @KCCAUG

 

 

@KCCAUG My Katwe pothole 🙂 now humps & trenches…

 

 

Not to forget my #KatwePothole good morning! A smile for you 🙂 @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@PheonaWall I’ve dropped the fight, he has nothing to offer, not even arguments based on some substance 🙂 @rfungom @KCCAUG Go Jenny!

 

 

@jptorach Thank you. @rfungom lives in Benin and abuses @KCCAUG for the ongoing work in Kampala City. @PheonaWall and me caught in his fire.

 

 

#RACIST ALERT “@rfungom: @PheonaWall What is low? A muzungu to tell me she is an expert of my City Kampala? @NadaAndersen @KCCAUG

 

 

#RACIST ALERT “@rfungom: @NadaAndersen A foreigner to lecture me how a city is matainned? @PheonaWall @KCCAUG

 

 

@rfungom YOU ARE JUST A MISERABLE RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST @PheonaWall @KCCAUG

 

 

@rfungom As you sit in Benin, we the foreigners made Kampala & Uganda our home and we CARE FOR IT same as Ugandans. @PheonaWall @KCCAUG

 

 

@rfungom You failed to argue your point, why bring racist snooty comments? You are in Benin, anyway, not in Kampala @PheonaWall @KCCAUG

 

 

@rfungom RACIST JUST! I’m a Ugandan same as you. @PheonaWall @KCCAUG

 

 

@rfungom I never lectured you on how the city is maintained, I counted reasons why Jenny is CAPABLE. @PheonaWall @KCCAUG

 

 

@rfungom Foreigners care for Uganda as much as Ugandans do, racist. This is our home too. @PheonaWall @KCCAUG

 

 

@rfungom Is it because I am ‘Muzungu’ that you give yourself liberty to call me a foreigner? Racist! @PheonaWall @KCCAUG

 

 

@rfungom Why is it that Ugandans have to turn racists when they fail to argue their point? @PheonaWall @KCCAUG

 

 

@rfungom Now that is a STUPID comment. @PheonaWall @KCCAUG

 

 

@PheonaWall People like @rfungom can never appreciate anyone’s effort. @KCCAUG is doing her part for this City, and what has HE done?

 

 

@rfungom Finally, she looks better and has more brain and drive than all former ‘in-charge’ put together. Enough 4 you? @PheonaWall @KCCAUG

 

 

@rfungom Jennifer does not engage in petty grudges as those demoralize everyone. You failed to provoke her. Is it enough@PheonaWall @KCCAUG

 

 

@rfungom Jenny acknowledges everyone. She praises her team. She insists the City must be clean and pretty. @PheonaWall @KCCAUG

 

 

@rfungom Jenny insists on getting things done. My Katwe pothole is proof, it WAS filled up. She walks to her projects. @PheonaWall @KCCAUG

 

 

@rfungom She replies tweets and messages. She is POLITE AND KIND. She does not belittle people. She actions change. @PheonaWall @KCCAUG

 

 

@rfungom Jenny uses FB & Twitter, to START with… She can walk on high heels and look super-presentable. She is smart. @PheonaWall @KCCAUG

 

 

@pkahill Petit as you are, it’s a miracle you did not hurt yourself worse! Now @KCCAED @KCCAUG I know theft is an issue, but put concrete!

 

 

Went back to the ‘crime scene’. I present the manhole I almost drowned in #woesofmanholevictims c.c @KCCAED @KCCAUG pic.twitter.com/yoaNZ4ZKHK

 

 

Hon. Frank Tumwebaze launches ambulance services in the city as KCCA works to improve medical services in the… fb.me/25mbIhDCt

 

 

@SarahKagingo @danmumbere @othieno12 @CarolNatukunda @NadaAndersen @Ougasam Thank you friends Merry Christmas and a fruitful 2015.

 

 

 

 

@KCCAUG #RemoveKatweHumps make our Christmas less bumpy! @ahanks66 @KCCAED

 

 

Hello @ahanks66 how may we help you today? Email: info@kcca.go.ug or visit kcca.go.ug for more info. @KCCAED @NadaAndersen

 

 

@Steve_RF #RemoveKatweHumps could be a great start! @TeamUOT_Favs @KCCAUG

 

 

@KCCAUG see if you #RemoveKatweHumps and put smaller speed bumps, you’ll depressurize Kibuye Roundabout instantly.

 

 

Hello @KCCAUG and local leaders. If you ever wonder why it takes 45 minutes from Najjanankumbi to Clog Tower, it’s the it: #RemoveKatweHumps

 

 

UAU 336Y, a black spacio you through trash out of your car this morning on Kisaasi— Kyanja rd. Shame upon u cc @KCCAUG

 

 

Back to Kampala: good morning Clog Tower! Hello @KCCAUG and local leaders: how about you #RemoveKatweHumps ?

 

 

@Felix_Manyindo Instead of registering them, licensing them and making them pay taxes… @beewol @KCCAUG @pkahill

 

 

@KalungiKabuye I will not turn up in wellington boots and a t-shirt to look good in pictures @ahanks66 @beewol @KCCAUG @pkahill @KCCAED

 

 

@KalungiKabuye Citizens are willing to participate but who is mobilising, when and how? @ahanks66 @beewol @KCCAUG @pkahill @KCCAED

 

 

@KalungiKabuye Another idea how to decongest Nsambya Traffic Lights – all pretty much ignored @ahanks66 @beewol @KCCAUG @pkahill @KCCAED

 

 

@KalungiKabuye Similar idea was given on how to streamline Zzana Roundabout @ahanks66 @beewol @KCCAUG @pkahill @KCCAED

 

 

@KalungiKabuye I have given KCCA clear idea how to decongest Katwe by building a Nakivubo Bridge @ahanks66 @beewol @KCCAUG @pkahill @KCCAED

 

 

@Hashim11We are not suffering from what was done, we are suffering from what was not done in the past 20 years @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@KalungiKabuye And how do you do? @ahanks66 @beewol @KCCAUG @pkahill @KCCAED

 

 

@KalungiKabuye I comply with the laws daily, do as much as I can to keep environment tidy daily @ahanks66 @beewol @KCCAUG @pkahill @KCCAED

 

 

@KalungiKabuye I don’t buy on the street, don’t give money to beggars, don’t park, walk on grass @ahanks66 @beewol @KCCAUG @pkahill @KCCAED

 

 

@KalungiKabuye I say ‘good morning’ to policemen and drive in my lane, stop at traffic light @ahanks66 @beewol @KCCAUG @pkahill @KCCAED

 

 

@KalungiKabuye I don’t steal water and electricity, I support various charities, sports groups @ahanks66 @beewol @KCCAUG @pkahill @KCCAED

 

 

@KalungiKabuye I pay for security for my office and surroundings as the place is full of thieves @ahanks66 @beewol @KCCAUG @pkahill @KCCAED

 

 

@KalungiKabuye I am daily in insane traffic jams, pity the pedestrians, no pavements to walk on @ahanks66 @beewol @KCCAUG @pkahill @KCCAED

 

 

@KalungiKabuye I planted trees, flowers at my office, didn’t wait for anyone to do it for me. @ahanks66 @beewol @KCCAUG @pkahill @KCCAED

 

 

@KalungiKabuye Kampala City Yange happens – when? On a Sunday when I’m at home in Garuga? @ahanks66 @beewol @KCCAUG @pkahill @KCCAED

 

 

@KalungiKabuye I separate my own rubbish and recycle plastic, paper and metal. @ahanks66 @beewol @KCCAUG @pkahill @KCCAED

 

 

@KalungiKabuye I clean other people’s rubbish around my office daily and dispose it properly. @ahanks66 @beewol @KCCAUG @pkahill @KCCAED

 

 

@Hashim11 Which tunnel are you in? Because mine on Entebbe Road is perpetually dark… #RemoveKatweHumps @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@benmugu “To take ownership” means to protect as your own. Your child needs Kampala too. @beewol @pkahill @ahanks66 @KalungiKabuye @KCCAUG

 

 

True RT @ssojo81: @NadaAndersen @KalungiKabuye @PaulKagame @KCCAUG @beewol I think they do it for travel allowances anyway. #RightToCities

 

 

@pkahill But your leaders can encourage you to take ownership, they can teach you. @beewol @ahanks66 @KalungiKabuye @KCCAUG #RightToCities

 

 

@NadaAndersen @beewol @KalungiKabuye @PaulKagame @KCCAUG @pkahill Every year folks visit Kigali for lessons but take back nothing.

 

 

@beewol We are owed that someone teaches us how to love Kampala @ahanks66 @KalungiKabuye @KCCAUG @pkahill

 

 

@KalungiKabuye Mzee, half of us ARE Rwandans 🙂 @PaulKagame @KCCAUG @beewol @pkahill

 

 

@beewol Copycats as we are, we are too proud to copy that one! @ahanks66 @KalungiKabuye @KCCAUG @pkahill #RightToCities

 

 

We agree @NadaAndersen It need more than beautifying. Sustainable development is highly possible @KCCAUG @beewol @pkahill

 

 

@beewol @NadaAndersen @KalungiKabuye @KCCAUG @pkahill ist done every end of the month in different divisions

 

 

@KalungiKabuye @NadaAndersen @KCCAUG @pkahill Kigali has this thing called UMUGANDA where they do mandatory cleaning. That’s something.

 

 

@TateruKla Citizens have to be engaged in beautification for sustainability. Our joint work @KCCAUG @beewol @pkahill #RightToCities

 

 

Hi @NadaAndersen to some extent we agree with you.. But @KCCAUG has also taken some steps forward to beautify the city too @beewol @pkahill

 

 

@KalungiKabuye If @PaulKagame was able to mobilize Kigali, perhaps let @KCCAUG just ask him how he did it? @beewol @pkahill #RightToCities

 

 

@NadaAndersen You must admit though that as a nation, we are a very irresponsible lot. #RightToCities @pkahill @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@NadaAndersen We litter senselessly, make so much noise, destroy property and then complain a lot. #RightToCities @pkahill @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@NadaAndersen The problem is that they do not set a good precedent. If you lead well, people follow well. #RightToCities @KCCAUG @pkahill

 

 

@NadaAndersen For instance if they fix pot holes and roads are neat and tidy, we’d feel good cleaning up. #RightToCities @KCCAUG @pkahill

 

 

@NadaAndersen And sadly the people who should lead us onto the right path are busy bickering. Sad! #RightToCities @pkahill @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@Felix_Manyindo Yes you can. If you make an effort everyone will make an effort! @beewol @KCCAUG @pkahill #RightToCities

 

 

I witnessed arrest of Muzungu lady with a baby when her visitors parked on the grass at Phillip Road. Rude, violent @KCCAUG #RightToCities

 

 

@beewol But who is there to teach us any better? Bickering fat politicians? Nedda. @pkahill @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

Biggest fail of @KCCAUG is the failure to engage citizens in cleaning, recycling, planting, paving @beewol @pkahill #RightToCities

 

 

@beewol @pkahill @KCCAED @KCCAUG City dwellers must also learn how to protect city property in order to enjoy their #RightToCities

 

 

I just want @KCCAUG to #RemoveKatweHumps #RightToCities

 

 

And yes, good morning from you know where! Forty-five minutes from Zzana to Mukalazi Metal Crafts. @KCCAUG @KCCAED #RemoveKatweHumps

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED Here’s an idea for you: set up a car tyre recycling unit to make speed bumps. #RemoveKatweHumps trafficsafetystore.com/speed-bumps-hu…

 

 

@JosephOwino The infamous Prince Charles’s Narrow Neck @MauriceMugisha @KCCAUG

 

 

@sebsronnie in all this time I would have fixed it with only a gomma and a metal spoon. But that’s me I suppose. @MauriceMugisha @KCCAUG

 

 

@JosephOwino Allegedly for a landslide. More than five years of not dealing with the problem. @MauriceMugisha @KCCAUG

 

 

On in #Uganda will you have half the road partitioned off! #SoUG @KCCAUG pic.twitter.com/NpCMmApfHS

 

 

Good afternoon @KCCAUG and local leaders of Katwe. Oh the things you learn when you google “speed humps” #RemoveKatweHumps

 

 

@KCCAED @KCCAUG if you read through, no bump or hump device is taller than 10cm. #RemoveKatweHumps en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_bump

 

 

@sourced Let me wait and see if sanity will prevail wilt local leaders and @KCCAUG before I pull that stint to #RemoveKatweHumps

 

 

@sourced Perhaps we ask the President to drive through Katwe just once. @KCCAUG #RemoveKatweHumps

 

 

@sourced I am talking to @KCCAUG who can talk to LC… It’s KCCA’s job to deal with this. #RemoveKatweHumps

 

 

@sourced then the contractor’s intelligence has nowhere to erode to… @KCCAUG #RemoveKatweHumps

 

 

@KCCAUG fifty minutes today, only. For two kilometers? You are doing a very poor job with Entebbe Road traffic #RemoveKatweHumps

 

 

@sourced But local leaders and @KCCAUG love to waste hundreds of thousands of man-hours for people stuck in traffic #RemoveKatweHumps

 

 

@sourced each hump is at least 50cm high #RemoveKatweHumps @KCCAUG

 

 

@sourced Humps can be made significantly smaller so you can still drive at low speed instead of stopping #RemoveKatweHumps @KCCAUG

 

 

45 minutes and not yet through the Clog Tower. @KCCAUG do you have any remote idea how many man-hours are lost daily? #RemoveKatweHumps

 

 

@sourced unless night dancers at night @KCCAUG

 

 

@KCCAUG Kaveera takes about 200 years to disintegrate. Is that what we are waiting for? #RemoveKatweHumps pic.twitter.com/12e22pvb5u

 

 

@KCCAUG behind this Airtel billboard, build a bridge across Nakivubo to take taxis direct to park. #RemoveKatweHumps decongest Clog Tower

 

 

@othieno12 And get back to town that way? Hmmmm… Nah. #RemoveKatweHumps @KCCAUG

 

 

Now we can park for another 15 minutes at Clog Tower where police tries but fails to enable traffic flow @KCCAUG #RemoveKatweHumps

 

 

@sourced traffic is way too slow to kill any pedestrian in Katwe. There is no flow and humps are huge. #RemoveKatweHumps @KCCAUG

 

 

So we conquer the fourth hump to the delight of local leaders and @KCCAUG who sadistically kill hours of our time daily #RemoveKatweHumps

 

 

And the third hump is conquered. #RemoveKatweHumps @KCCAUG

 

 

Passing Gapco Katwe. Ready to climb the third hump. @KCCAUG #RemoveKatweHumps

 

 

Now at the second hump @KCCAUG #RemoveKatweHumps

 

 

Tackling the first hump @KCCAUG #RemoveKatweHumps

 

 

25 minutes later we have passed the Kibuye Roundabout, traffic is hysterics and I hope @KCCAUG and local leaders #RemoveKatweHumps

 

 

The purpose of life is to live a life of purpose. Good Morning, great week ahead everyone @NWSCMD @nssfug @bkyeyune @NadaAndersen @KCCAUG

 

 

@othieno12 Which alternative route do you use from Entebbe to Kampala? @KCCAUG #RemoveKatweHumps

 

 

Stuck at Total Namasuba thanks to Katwe Humps. @KCCAUG & local leaders who love those humps so much, a special greeting #RemoveKatweHumps

 

 

@nwscug Truth be told, sewerage is not my favourite item but since I see the effect of sheep fertilizing my lawn, well done @NWSCMD @KCCAUG

 

 

The only individuals authorized to use fire hydrants are @ugandaupf for emergencies @NWSCMD @KCCAED @nssfug @skaheru @NadaAndersen @KCCAUG

 

 

@sebsronnie Unless the guy has enough tabac to drive them around his compound… #RemoveKatweHumps @KCCAUG

 

 

@sebsronnie I AM NOT ALONE!!!! #RemoveKatweHumps #ReduceNaguruHumps @KCCAUG

 

 

One thing to share with you, @KCCAUG : the point of humps is NOT to stop traffic but to slow it down. Just FYI. #RemoveKatweHumps

 

 

Katwe Humps slowly working their morning magic – clogging traffic for the day. Good morning local leaders and @KCCAUG #RemoveKatweHumps

 

 

@AdrianMwiine Help me drum this into the heads of @KCCAUG and local leaders. #RemoveKatweHumps

 

 

@NadaAndersen @KCCAUG … katwe beautification necessary but the humps need to go !!!!

 

 

6.46 mountain climbing, stuck in Katwe but that’s what @KCCAUG and local leaders are ok with. #RemoveKatweHumps pic.twitter.com/wmIJ6U2bJM

 

 

Najjanankumbi 6.41 am. By now traffic is crawling to the delight of @KCCAUG and local leaders. #RemoveKatweHumps pic.twitter.com/40o0tGD3PH

 

 

#RemoveKatweHumps because they make no sense at all with current traffic loads, no matter how much @KCCAUG and local leaders love them.

 

 

It’s 6.35 and traffic builds up from Seguku via Katwe Humps to Clog Tower but that’s OK with @KCCAUG and local leaders. #ShaveKatweHumps

 

 

@KCCAUG On a third thought I should throw in the Kibuye Roundabout too. And My Nakivubo Bridge. Hmmmm… Good idea. Call leaders. @KCCAED

 

 

@KCCAUG On a second thought, perhaps asking our country leader to once drive over those humps will change your mind. @KCCAED

 

 

@KCCAUG They are huge and your citizens are very unhappy for them. Don’t forget that citizens vote leaders into office. @KCCAED

 

 

@KCCAED @KCCAUG children should be able to walk to school.

 

 

But now we see why there’s traffic later: we’re at Katwe Humps and this is where traffic builds up from. @KCCAED @KCCAUG Reduce Katwe Humps!

 

 

 

 

@mtnug Please note Ugandans are more interested in how much tax you DO NOT pay. #GiveNadaHerTaxInvoice @KCCAUG @URAuganda @UrbanTVUganda

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED I’d like Clinique Anti-Aging cream for Christmas – I’m growing old at Katwe Humps and Clog Tower! Please keep me pretty!

 

 

Katwe Humps omelette. @KCCAUG @KCCAED please reduce the size of #KatweHumps #HumpsForTanks pic.twitter.com/fi49AEohiF

 

 

@KCCAUG Garbage burning on Kanjokya Street Kololo. Third millennium. @KCCAED Happy weekend but save us from pollution pic.twitter.com/B1Bez0MNtV

 

 

Knocked down street lights, no brakes, dangerously loaded @KCCAUG please get @ugandaupf to deal with these DMCs pic.twitter.com/ukAZrWVxah

 

 

Morning Katwe Humps. Are you still waiting for tanks? FYI tanks will not drive through Katwe any time soon… @KCCAED @KCCAUG #TrafficFlow

 

 

Katwe Humps. Humps for tanks. @KCCAUG @KCCAED traffic is already bad by 6.30 at Clog Tower. All the way from Najja

 

 

Katwe Humps are like giant tree stumps, making us climb and descend – when will this ever end??? @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

Katwe Humps are like giant tree stumps, making us climb and descend – when will this ever end? @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@KCCAUG Thanks, I hope you clean up Kololo soon. Acacia Avenue…

 

 

@KCCAUG Why are you not removing the remaining billboards?

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED Cham Towers. Can you not order the owner to peel off the wrapping paper?

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED Katwe humps. Reduce them please. They slow down traffic badly.

 

 

@KCCAED @KCCAUG That road from Nsambya across railways to Nkrumah and Nassar Road? Bambi please?

 

 

@KCCAUG Yes! Help! @JMNkangi @KCCAED

 

 

@KCCAED but you madam have some hot buddies! @UrAug @KCCAUG @uracg

 

 

@KCCAUG Smaller humps will do just fine. These are huge, we don’t drive tanks! @KCCAED

 

 

Clog Tower. Whichever way you attack it. Any side, any time of the day. Wama Jenny My Katwe humps and My Katwe Bridge priz! @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@KCCAED Kudos to you as well for mentoring her. Mentors are rare to find these days @NadaAndersen @KCCAUG @CG_URA

 

 

Congratulations Doris the new CG of URA! I’m very proud of you and know you have everything you need to suceed. @KCCAUG @CG_URA

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED Katwe humps. They are unnecessarily huge and build up traffic. Please reduce them to normal size. And My Bridge please.

 

 

@KCCAED @KCCAUG 45 minutes delay on Queen’s Way is pretty useless, don’t you think?

 

 

@KCCAED @KCCAUG who is giving building permission for an already occupied and functional mall? This is major hazard! pic.twitter.com/rfuwwA8RCu

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED Trucks parked at Railways Park are just ugly. Is there a chance of giving this green oasis back to citizens? We need parks.

 

 

@nwscug We are currently writing our #Marburg policy; no exposure to busy places. Sowwy. @ntvuganda @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

My Katwe #Humps4Tanks good morning! @KCCAUG

 

 

We must deal with corruption – President @KagutaMuseveni emphasizes to Cabinet Retreat before leaving to attend Global Cities Forum @KCCAUG

 

 

While at it, please also remove those #Humps4Tanks at Katwe. @KCCAUG

 

 

 

 

Kibuye Roundabout. You should be a junction. @KCCAUG

 

 

@KCCAUG Thanks but I’ll be reminding you, same as about My Katwe Pothole once upon the time. Good job on fixing that one, thanks!

 

 

@KCCAUG I know you’re busy with the party but we need to reduce My Katwe Humps For Tanks so the traffic can get some flow. Priz!

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED These guys need discipline. Ruining sidewalks at Mulago. pic.twitter.com/0e7B8pzbOq

 

 

@KCCAED @KCCAUG This is how pavements are used on Kiira Road… pic.twitter.com/WlsqRspJnu

 

 

@KCCAUG Congratulations! Invite next time! When do you officially start?

 

 

@greisaine Now I usually support @KCCAUG but this time around, my vote goes to clearly marking the humps!!!! @stevenbaryevuga

 

 

For those who did not think @KCCAUG had a pair of b’s, Jinja Road billboards are going down! Let’s go, make my city pretty!

 

 

@KCCAUG I stopped buying meat in shops. All suspicious, soaked overnight in salty water. Sticky, rotten, disgusting. @stellaotim @ntvuganda

 

 

Pavement pavement pavement on Jinja Road!!! Happy happy – be happy for small things! @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@KCCAUG this begging business at Jinja Road lights, can you please scatter this? They are becoming aggressive, banging on the cars and all..

 

 

@RainbowCJsch @NadaAndersen @observerug @KCCAED Plan is to do away with roundabouts and install traffic signals.

 

 

@rsrichardsendi provide that info to @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@KCCAUG It was an excellent presentation, I left so energized and enthusiastic about your plans. Keep it up and THANKS! @KCCAED

 

 

@rsrichardsendi consider transportation and taxes and there you are, simple mathematics @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@RainbowCJsch Good idea! @observerug @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

Well worth getting up before dawn today to be immersed in the enthusiasm and passion of @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED I made an attempt to retire but appreciation for my work is worth the effort. We believe Kampala can change

 

 

@KCCAED @KCCAUG we are developing capacity and we have a professional team, I have ten directors to take over from me

 

 

@KCCAED @KCCAUG sewerage is under NWSC but we have also arrested people for illegal connection to sewers

 

 

@KCCAED @KCCAUG we haven’t yet implemented regulations for Boda bodas

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED Bus lanes are difficult to allocate in Kampala

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED Pioneer bus business model was made on promises of tax waivers and the buses are in URA custody, it is EAC issue with taxes

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED PPP Law was just passed so solar light proposals are being scrutinized and processed

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED Notification to motorists is difficult when it comes to evictions, but for road repairs we notify in the press

 

 

Now answers: @KCCAED @KCCAUG Libraries are modernised with computers, MTN has given us that and internet access, we are working on this

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED Why are you not looking at the lake as a mode of transport?

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED how will you manage change to empower Pheobe, Peter and others so KCCA is not only Musisi?

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED do we have good quality management system on place, like ISO?

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED Is there a law to prevent people from opening the sewerage when it rains?

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED How will you manage and contain Boda bodas sustainably?

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED How will you ensure busses are working, since the past venture had failed? How will you stop vandalism of street lights?

 

 

@KCCAED @KCCAUG “Under what arrangement can we install the solar lights in the City?”

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED Is there any way to inform motorists if one road is closed which alternative routes to use?”

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED Questions and suggestions now: “we need libraries for young people in Kampala to develop a reading culture”

 

 

@SMSMediaUganda Thank you good people! Please contact @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@NadaAndersen +1. @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@NadaAndersen: “Tomorrow we are taking a maiden ride on a passenger train” @KCCAED @KCCAUG #AMCHAM”Vision2040 alive in action!

 

 

“We also want to name the streets so you don’t get list any more” @KCCAED @KCCAUG #AMCHAM

 

 

“First flyovers funded by Japanese government are Kitgum House and Shoprite Clock Tower” @KCCAED @KCCAUG #AMCHAM

 

 

“Cable cars, people think we are dreaming, but the guy who invented a light bulb was also dreaming first” @KCCAED @KCCAUG #AMCHAM

 

 

“Airtel will beautify Jinja Road, make it a linear park” @KCCAED @KCCAUG #AMCHAM

 

 

“We have over 1.2 million outpatients accessing free health services in our health facilities” @KCCAED @KCCAUG #AMCHAM

 

 

“Under your CSR, please help us build toilets and water tanks for schools” @KCCAED @KCCAUG #AMCHAM

 

 

“If you have decommissioned computers, give them to schools so kids can have a chance in life” @KCCAED @KCCAUG #AMCHAM

 

 

“Tomorrow we are taking a maiden ride on a passenger train” @KCCAED @KCCAUG #AMCHAM

 

 

“We are going to zone the City and there will be zones without Boda-bodas” “We will provide alternative” @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

PPP invited for solar lighting and advertising @KCCAUG @KCCAED #AMCHAM

 

 

@KCCAED @KCCAUG achievements and engagement – some examples. pic.twitter.com/4paAFzwUvU

 

 

Jennifer Musisi @KCCAED addressing the #AMCHAM members at Tamarai. We’re learning about achievements of KCCA @KCCAUG pic.twitter.com/ygqHVfiH5S

 

 

Acacia Mall, parked on the road in an unsafe way for other motorists; daily and several times @KCCAUG @KCCAED pic.twitter.com/uinMUCnuQ8

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED Zzana Roundabout, looks risky… pic.twitter.com/lvEOPVKc2u

 

 

@marvinayebale That is not good. Thieves are becoming more and more daring… @KCCAUG @ugandaupf

 

 

@marvinayebale Where were you at the time? @KCCAUG @ugandaupf

 

 

@niyimic Stole a mirror from Bent’s car this morning, broad daylight. @skaheru @KCCAUG @ugandaupf

 

 

Thieves operating in Kanjokya Street stealing car mirrors@skaheru @KCCAUG @ugandaupf

 

 

@KCCAUG My bare minimum: proper garbage disposal, tidy pavement, flowers and trees planted, recycle… @nickopiyo @skaheru @Jude_Mugabi

 

 

@nickopiyo let’s turn it around: let’s make a solutions list. Give a solution, explain it.How’s that? @skaheru @Jude_Mugabi @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@nickopiyo Because serious ones can not legally be made for all the issues you mentioned earlier? @skaheru @Jude_Mugabi @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@nickopiyo Wounds heal fast, pride slower, missed opportunities never! #FreeLifeTips #JajjaHasSpoken @skaheru @Jude_Mugabi @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@nickopiyo My take: GO JENNY! Because this City needs to sort itself out. I support action. #JailMe @skaheru @Jude_Mugabi @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@nickopiyo Waaaapiiiii…. I wish…. @skaheru @Jude_Mugabi @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@skaheru I am sending you this one instead :-* @nickopiyo @Jude_Mugabi @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@nickopiyo This is a Simon-bashing trap, I can feel it… You won’t get me! @skaheru @Jude_Mugabi @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@nickopiyo You have no idea how difficult it can be to do the makeup! Eh! @skaheru @Jude_Mugabi @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

A few years ago, this green belt in Bukoto had unruly Kiosks… hand clap @KCCAED @KCCAUG pic.twitter.com/iU4KvTOfpr

 

 

MT @KCCAUG: In just 36 months or so,we have reconstructed & upgraded over 146 Km of roads across Kampala! @KCCAED pic.twitter.com/LyIIG91ppc

 

 

@odagacharles We need evolution from selfish to selfless.It takes time but people like @wirejames and @KCCAUG are setting example

 

 

@odagacharles The thing is, perhaps he doesn’t know himself. We need to start education on littering, recycling. #NOW @wirejames @KCCAUG

 

 

@odagacharles But education i required… @wirejames @KCCAUG

 

 

Wait till they sing “Oh My Darling Clementine” MT @cmugume: All you hear is awful female voice. Why??!! #NoisyNeighbours #BornAgains @KCCAUG

 

 

EXTREMELY DANGEROUS —> Queens’ Way at Clog Tower covered in slippery mud @KCCAUG @ugandaupf Trucks moving earth will kill someone tonight!

 

 

@Broonland I can record the ‘quietness’ and sell it to you guys on a CD @SueNsibirwa @KCCAUG

 

 

@SueNsibirwa My Mbuya experience was a bliss: Zone 7 and Silver Springs till 2am, Balokole Church till 5am and then… @Broonland @KCCAUG

 

 

Tweet-driving from Clog Tower. @KCCAED @KCCAUG #ILoveYou and please build my bridge to take matatus direct to taxi park, not via ClogTower

 

 

@skaheru @KCCAUG @KCCAED For the life of me, I don’t understand this craving to drive to school or to duka. Simon spot on. Again and again.

 

 

@cmugume But is that even legal?@KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

And there’s plenty of parking elsewhere! @KCCAED @KCCAUG please rescue us from these people parking uselessly pic.twitpic.twitter.com/1BShyzNZpB

 

 

Our vision is to be a Vibrant, Attractive and Sustainable City. This is Uganda’s Capital, Kampala at a glance.

 

 

@KCCAED @KCCAUG Good morning from Clog Tower! Pretty today! pic.twitter.com/K04zoy9GFK

 

 

@KCCAED @KCCAUG Can you please reduce the size of these military-style humps in Katwe so you reduce traffic build-up? Please?

 

 

Thank you @KCCAED @KCCAUG for slashing the billboards at the golf course. We need that green oasis left alone!

 

 

@URAuganda: #Incometax campaign, we are working with @KCCAUG to bring all business into the tax bracket. @pkyeyune @radioonekampala FM90″

 

 

@KCCAED @KCCAUG Kanjokya Street impassable again. Same excavator now parked in the middle of the road pic.twitter.com/7Wi0VVLdIm

 

 

Hello Katwe! @KCCAUG @nwscug My pothole!

 

 

My Katwe Pothole! Hope you had a great weekend! @KCCAUG @nwscug

 

 

@Kizilla No one IN Thierry sound mind Will be Partners with ebb rd thieves. @KaleKayihura @KCCAED @KCCAUG @ugandaupf

 

 

@Kizilla they can start with these petty thieves who are right out there in the open, robbing @KaleKayihura @KCCAED @KCCAUG @ugandaupf

 

 

@Kizilla I hope @ugandaupf will prove you wrong. Let’s arrest the thieves! #ThievesAlert #EntebbeRoad @KCCAED @KCCAUG @KaleKayihura

 

 

@KCCAUG @nwscug Please provide a ferry at Katwe Road. My #KatwePothole is now a lake, perhaps a start of a profitable ferry business…

 

 

Hello Katwe! My pothole! @nwscug @KCCAUG

 

 

@UgoUganda Yes. Please. Thank you. @KCCAUG

 

 

 

 

@KCCAED @KCCAUG @ugandaupf CITIZENS BEING HARASSED ON 18 PHILLIP ROAD BY KCCA OFFICIALS pic.twitter.com/xBg2EIyNr9

 

 

The person doing the plants, greenery and re-cycled public works designs is up for a personal award from me. @KCCAED @KCCAUG @kethillary

 

 

@sourced As thieves, rapists, defilers, idlers and crooks go unpunished. Please spare this young man! @samagona @SMSMediaUganda @KCCAUG

 

 

@sourced I agree with you, is this not going to school him into a hardcore criminal? What a shame. @samagona @SMSMediaUganda @KCCAUG

 

 

@sourced Why so harsh? He’s just a kid working for a living! Jail the thieves and idlers instead! @samagona @SMSMediaUganda @KCCAUG

 

 

Hello Katwe! My Katwe Pothole holding us all back in life, wasting fifteen minutes of our lives every day @KCCAUG @nwscug

 

 

Clearing the boundaries of Mulondo and Byashara roads to pave way for the opening of Wandegeya market in October… fb.me/22nKYiFYN

 

 

@sebsronnie @TrudieAlli @sakika @KCCAUG From Nakawa to Mukono is UNRA, okusaasire 😉

 

 

@TrudieAlli @sakika @KCCAUG Isn’t that work set to start from September? It was even in papers and also in social media. 4 lanes each side?

 

 

@KCCAUG enforcement officers to officially leave duty at 10pm from 5pm as authority moves to arrest roadside traders operating at night.

 

 

We are finalising arrangements to streamline Boda Boda operations in the city. 4 registration points are planned… fb.me/ZKVSCaNb

 

 

Good Morning Kampala. Are we ready for the #KampalaCityFestival? 54 days until Sunday October 06 2013.

 

 

@MKamugisha It is MY Katwe Pothole, I am very sentimental about it, please don’t call it names! 😉 @KCCAUG @KCCAED

 

 

@Mukulaa See next tweet for photo! @KCCAUG

 

 

My Katwe Pothole in all its glory, building up traffic daily! @KCCAUG @KCCAED pic.twitter.com/rx5Rgde1lz

 

 

My Katwe Pothole! @KCCAUG

 

 

@KCCAUG Thank you for filling that Katwe pothole not finished yet but much better timing through Katwe now. Well done.

 

 

@KCCAED In Belgrade we pay for parking by SMS. When is @KCCAUG tendering parking services? It’s time to get serious with this topic.

 

 

@KCCAUG My Katwe pothole has some fresh murram in it! Thank you for the start of action against one of the bad holdups around Kampala!

 

 

@KCCAUG I still love you anyway!

 

 

@KCCAUG Eh, but do you respond to tweets only once a month?

 

 

@KCCAUG Good morning my Katwe pothole!

 

 

Who needs @KCCAUG when you have a papa like mine?! Thanks Dad for sorting out Katuuso Rise!

 

 

@KCCAED @KCCAUG The traffic holdup in Katwe is due to this one pothole. Please fill it up!!!

 

 

@KCCAED @KCCAUG My Katwe pothole please!!!

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED My husband says he appreciates the constant improvement on Kampala roads so thank you on behalf of @andersen_bent

 

 

@Jadwong @KCCAED @KCCAUG Each vehicle takes two extra seconds to pass through. On top of the two it usually takes. It adds up.

 

 

@KCCAED @KCCAUG Katwe pothole. The first vehicle slows down for two extra seconds, and so does each one behind it. Each 100 cars, 3 minutes.

 

 

@KCCAED @KCCAUG As promised, Zana Junction and how to speed it up. Please advise if you think it can work! pic.twitter.com/xdsmgpfk3l

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED Let’s calculate the daily cost of time for the jam in Katwe versus the cost of filling up the pothole at Sofia al Jamia.

 

 

@Samwyri @DailyMonitor Thank you @KCCAUG @KCCAED for reviving good thinking and planning for our #KampalaCity

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED Come on! Blocking Katwe Road for matatu revenue checking, at rush hour??? Really??? There must be a more intelligent way…

 

 

@URAuganda It’s the game that matters. Score will change next time! @Broonland @KCCAUG

 

 

@CG_URA @URAuganda @KCCAED @KCCAUG and the score was?

 

 

@UmemeLtd Any good story? @KCCAUG @KCCAED from Katwe to Clog Tower, right-hand side pavement. pic.twitter.com/3v5y6uaEus

 

 

Tweet-driving so you can imagine the speed of #traffic at Clog Tower. @KCCAUG flyover please!

 

 

facebook.com/groups/2421635… <—- SERIOUS WARNING —> HIGH ALERT @ugandaupf @KCCAED @KCCAUG

 

 

@skaheru Popularly known as ‘Curse of India’ because it had already devastated India. Indians migrated it to East Africa @KCCAUG

 

 

This plant at @KCCAUG is called ‘Curse of India’. It’s a weed poisonous to animals. It is spreading across Uganda! pic.twitter.com/HETG5NcaOk

 

 

To get to the benches at #KCCA you have to step on grass. @KCCAUG is this a trap? pic.twitter.com/04rnP85LBK

 

 

@KCCAUG @KCCAED This Jinja Road needs action now. And lines please. Thanks.

 

 

My Katwe Pothole, I will miss you today but I will not miss to remind the lazy behinds @nwscug that it’s high time they repair you! @KCCAUG

 

 

@KCCAUG tell @nwscug@EnochBarata *adds bubble bath …Officials act after woman takes bath in pothole: n24.cm/1dcoTBs via @News24

 

 

@KCCAUG You are my biggest HERO in Kampala! Thank you! @Nsimbiziwoome @nwscug

 

 

@Nsimbiziwoome Blessings back to you and @KCCAUG But for @nwscug no such thing: Lord blesses only responsible people!

 

 

@niyimic @KCCAUG Miracle did not happen. My Katwe Pothole gaping open, causing traffic buildup thanks to lazy @nwscug #Irresponsible

 

 

@Nsimbiziwoome Growing old at My Katwe Pothole. If at least they would give us some anti-aging substances in our water… @KCCAUG @nwscug

 

 

@KCCAUG with My Katwe Pothole, #TusabaKatondaEtyambe

 

 

@KCCAUG And My Katwe Pothole – I’m stuck at Kibuye but I bet you @nwscug didn’t fix it yet!!!

 

 

@whthome Wolfgang on point. I dread the thought of Centenary Park ruins. @KCCAUG

 

 

Of all the things you can do, you want to reduce the speed limit in Kampala??? @KCCAUG @KCCAED That will never help the traffic, be real.

 

 

@KCCAUG Kanjokya Street almost done. Thank you! Now maybe to demarcate parking spaces? pic.twitter.com/kdDVzz9qWk

 

 

@KCCAUG Thank you for the good work on Kanjokya Street! pic.twitter.com/HbsbkvHci3

 

 

@StoneAtwine @KCCAUG @kcced Spot on. Roundabouts are archaic to our traffic situation.

 

 

@niyimic @KCCAUG Part of the road sinking due to poor drainage, blocked water passages, it is a hazard to drive on. Plot below is landslide.

 

 

@KCCAUG: Dr. Judith Tukahirwa, a solid waste Consultant has been appointed the Deputy Executive Director @KCCAUG @KCCAED .”

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